Bits & Pieces

DPH: HF #34 -- Damn, I am smooth!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

It's back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too.  (3/25/05)

DPH: HF #33 -- Two heads are better than one

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one!  (3/23/05)

A Crayon Haiku #27!

A Crayon Haiku #27!

In A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair...  (3/21/05)

DPH: HF #32 -- Hours only lonely

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes.  (3/21/05)

DPH: HF #31 -- One night I dreamed...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it.  (3/19/05)

Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza!

ST. PATRICK'S DAY PIZZA!!!

Yep, today we're gonna tempt your tastebuds with a unique and extra special St. Patrick's Day-inspired dish -- Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza! It may not be pretty, but at least it's green, green, green!  (3/17/05)

DPH: HF #30 -- Krang's Nightmare

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul.  (3/17/05)

DPH: HF #29 -- The Suicidal Vampire #1

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series -- The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind.  (3/15/05)

A Crayon Haiku #26!

A Crayon Haiku #26!

Both gross and depressing, A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes's most recent trip to NYC. Strange photos. Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk.  (3/14/05)

DPH: HF #28 -- Into the Void

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What?  (3/14/05)

A Crayon Haiku #25!

A Crayon Haiku #25!

That's right -- it's time once again for everyone's favorite three-lined five seven five format! In A Crayon Haiku #25, we take a look at overpriced game rentals. No wonder they can afford to do away with late fees!  (3/11/05)

DPH: HF #27 -- For the kids' amusement

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know.  (3/11/05)

PS2 Game Review: Constantine

PS2 GAME REVIEW: CONSTANTINE

It's been a while since we looked at a video game, and we've never reviewed a PS2 game before, so here goes -- a Scary-Crayon review of Constantine for PS2! Alas, the game's kinda lame. What a bloody surprise.  (3/9/05)

DPH: HF #26 -- Clara, the pregnant vegetable

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

So, who's up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes -- it's time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk.  (3/9/05)

DPH: HF #25 -- Please Understand Me

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store's self-help section -- Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They're full of crap.  (3/7/05)

A Crayon Haiku #24!

A Crayon Haiku #24!

Again with the Japanese text! In A Crayon Haiku #24, we take a closer look at the strange and possibly obscene sticker affixed to the plasic bubble of a recent action figure acquisition. Kono goro hayari no onna no ko...  (3/4/05)

DPH: HF #24 -- Isn't it erotic?

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!

Beware -- Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don't be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!  (3/4/05)

''the desolate photographer's plea''

Crayon Poetry Corner #9!

Have you ever seen a beautiful stranger whose picture you wanted to take, the way you'd photograph a landscape or a monument? In "the desolate photographer's plea", we see how one might request such a shoot.  (3/1/05)