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In this installment of A Crayon Haiku, Scary-Crayon says goodbye to a longtime friend, the noble Duncan MacPhish of the Clan MacPhish, who recently passed on to that great fishbowl in the sky. Rest in peace, pal. (6/27/04)
In Crayon Poetry Corner #5, newcomer Jax pays tribute to the warrior saint Joan of Arc in a poem appropriately entitled "Joan of Arc". By the way, Scary-Crayon thinks Leelee Sobieski is hot. (6/27/04)
We've all heard the story of Peter Pan, but if you're like us at Scary-Crayon you've always found a few of the details to be slightly... unsettling... and with good reason. Read on to discover the true nature of Pan. (6/23/04)
This Father's Day, Scary-Crayon takes a moment to honor one of the greatest fathers the world has ever known. So here goes -- Happy Father's Day, Master Splinter! Here's to you, you radical rat. (6/20/04)
Straight from the dollar store comes Best Friend Colton -- the creepy poseable blue-eyed doll who shops at outlet stores and lusts after men from afar. Everyone should have a best friend like Colton! (6/16/04)
These poems tend to be kinda dark, huh? In the fourth installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Scary-Crayon keeps the trend alive with a number by Wes entitled "Vampire Salmon". Vampire salmon??? Whatever... (6/12/04)
It's time once again for culinary insanity on Scary-Crayon, but no random lunch has ever approached the greatness of A Random Lunch #4. So lick your lips and come on in! These ingredients ain't getting any fresher... (6/9/04)
In A Crayon Haiku #14, we take a look at... well, we're not really sure what it is. Maybe you can tell us, eh? It appears to be in Japanese! Aaand we're just rambling on here, really. Gotta fill space, you know. (6/5/04)
Yep, Scary-Crayon dips into the Tartaran depths for the third time in this cover review of Oprah's September 2003 issue. Now, with the Oprah-guided workbook, you too can learn to live your best life! Bloody hell. (6/5/04)
The fun-loving balls with the freakish faces return as Scary-Crayon reviews Madballs: Escape From Orb! Watch as the Madballs cast off the bonds of slavery and take to the stars in search of musical freedom. (5/31/04)
Stupid Internet Ads! You can't escape 'em, but at the very least you can combat them with the knowledge gleaned from this Scary-Crayon commentary on a handful of recent trends and examples. Free food, anyone? (5/26/04)
A Crayon Haiku #12 takes us back to the infancy of your favorite half-shelled heroes and mine, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What secrets will we learn about their origins? Read on to find out! (5/22/04)
The cheesy fun on Scary-Crayon continues as Splinter and Mummato explore the mysteries of Whitehall pasteurized processed sandwich slices, the imitation cheese that's more than it seems... (5/19/04)
In A Random Lunch #0, Kain and Wild Boar Alien encountered the horror of cheesy grahams for the first time. In A Random Lunch #3, we learn that history often repeats itself... albeit with slight variations. (5/16/04)
With the release of Troy in theaters, Scary-Crayon brings you a, uh, loose translation and summary of the events that spell DOOM for Troy in Virgil's Aeneid. Includes pics of He-Man and others for decoration! (5/13/04)
Sure, Mother's Day was yesterday, but when have you ever known Scary-Crayon to be punctual? So here's a special Mother's Day Crayon Haiku to fill up space warm your heart. Sharks have moms too, y'know. (5/10/04)
Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!
Scary-Crayon revisits the days when Street Fighter reigned supreme in this review of "The Flame and the Rose". There's not a whole lotta wacky within, but at least you'll get to see SPECIAL MOVES. (5/7/04)
Scary-Crayon's dark days continue with the third edition of Crayon Poetry Corner. In this villanelle (!!!) entitled "Grass Cutting in the Dark", Wes explores the frustration of being made to cut grass...in the dark. (5/3/04)
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