Bits & Pieces

He-Man got slimed.

AENEAS IN DA 'HOOD!!!

With the release of Troy in theaters, Scary-Crayon brings you a, uh, loose translation and summary of the events that spell DOOM for Troy in Virgil's Aeneid. Includes pics of He-Man and others for decoration!  (5/13/04)

A little shark.

A MOTHER'S DAY Crayon Haiku!

Sure, Mother's Day was yesterday, but when have you ever known Scary-Crayon to be punctual? So here's a special Mother's Day Crayon Haiku to fill up space warm your heart. Sharks have moms too, y'know.  (5/10/04)

''The Flame and the Rose''!!!

Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!

Scary-Crayon revisits the days when Street Fighter reigned supreme in this review of "The Flame and the Rose". There's not a whole lotta wacky within, but at least you'll get to see SPECIAL MOVES.  (5/7/04)

DARK.

Crayon Poetry Corner #3!

Scary-Crayon's dark days continue with the third edition of Crayon Poetry Corner. In this villanelle (!!!) entitled "Grass Cutting in the Dark", Wes explores the frustration of being made to cut grass...in the dark.  (5/3/04)

Uhm...

Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper...?

Well. It's kinda hard to know how to begin to introduce this article -- and given that we've covered some pretty strange material, that means a lot. Let's just say that it involves eating feces. No, I'm not kidding.  (4/30/04)

The Little Mermaid!!!

THE LITTLE MERMAID REVIEW!!!

Clap your hands and rejoice as Scary-Crayon dives under the sea to review The Little Mermaid!!! Not the classic Disney version we all know and love, though. Some other version. It's okay to be afraid.  (4/26/04)

A Crayon Haiku #11!!!

A Crayon Haiku #11!

Yep, time for A Crayon Haiku #11. If you don't know who that is in the image to the left, SOON YOU WILL! These Crayon Haikus don't really require much in the way of introduction, do they?  (4/22/04)

A Random Lunch #2!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #2!!!

Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won't you?  (4/22/04)

The Red Lobster Fun Book!!!

THE RED LOBSTER FUN BOOK!!!

Firing up the ol' time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook.  (4/19/04)

Wingnut and Screwloose star in A Crayon Haiku #10!

A Crayon Haiku #10!

Scary-Crayon finally hits the double digits of haiku hard with A Crayon Haiku #10! Well, sorta. We kinda already cheated by bringing #13 out early. Pretend you didn't notice. Hey, look, Wingnut and Screwloose!  (4/17/04)

A SADISTIC MIDGET. PH33R!!!

BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS!!!

Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It's quick and dirty, but be thankful -- a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard.  (4/14/04)

Birds.

A Crayon Haiku #9!

Scary-Crayon is pleased to bring you the "ninth" edition of A Crayon Haiku. The photo pretty much says it all, but we managed to squeeze a haiku out of it. Yay. So enjoy. Please?  (4/8/04)

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

It's time for more culinary insanity with Scary-Crayon's Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies! Join us for snacktime, won't you? Usagi Yojimbo, Donatello, and Genghis Frog worked so hard on them, after all...  (4/5/04)

Crayon Poetry Corner #2.

Crayon Poetry Corner #2!

In the second installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Wes takes the stage to deliver a silly little number entitled "goth girl". Any guesses as to what the poem is about? There are a couple of nifty illustrations, too.  (4/3/04)

ANIME SHREDDA!!! Ooohh!

THE TMNT ANIME: EPISODE 2!!!

At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews the second episode of "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen" in full -- with nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. Yep. Might be overkill, but you can't say we skimped on it.  (3/30/04)

It's KANE!!!

A Crayon Haiku #8!

A Crayon Haiku #8 touches on the decline of wrestling. Does anyone remember back when WWE was WWF and was actually kind of fun to watch? I do. Will it ever be that way again? I doubt it.  (3/28/04)

Donatello asks questions...

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #3!!!

In Dusty Plastic HELL #3, Donatello takes it upon himself to discover the reasons behind the deformities of some of his fellow toys. Their answers, however, aren't quite what he expected to hear...  (3/26/04)

WHAT THE HECK IS IT???

A Crayon Haiku #13!

Yup! Hope you're hungry, 'cause it's time for A Crayon Haiku #13. Yes, how very perceptive of you -- this one's out of order. Oh, don't look so shocked. You're browsing a site called Scary-Crayon, remember?  (3/22/04)

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