Bits & Pieces

BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE!!!

A Crayon Haiku #7!

It most certainly is! Come along, come along, dear reader, and be merry, for A Crayon Haiku #7 is upon us! We're a little late for St. Patrick's Day, but Beetlejuice is still wearing his green pants...  (3/16/04)

Random ingredients!

A RANDOM LUNCH #1!!!

Randomness returns to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #1. This time, cooking with ingredients that don't belong together results in the production of familiar things (!) ...that also don't belong together.  (3/16/04)

The Wizard of Oz!

WIZARD OF OZ GAME REVIEW!!!

Well, it had to happen sometime. In this very first video game review, Scary-Crayon ventures into the wonderful world of Oz as seen on the Super Nintendo. Only Oz isn't half as wonderful as it used to be...  (3/12/04)

April seems to be missing...

WHERE'S APRIL????

Where's April? Good frickin' question! Read on to find out the answer in this first Scary-Crayon essay offering. And then join Leonardo as he embarks on a quest to recover April O'Neil for the glory of SC.  (3/9/04)

i'm lovin' it...?

A MCDONDALD'S CUP REVIEW!!!

This time, Scary-Crayon reviews a McDonald's cup. Not a Happy Meal, not the toy that comes with the Happy Meal, not a food item, not the beverage in the cup -- the cup itself. Just the bloody cup. Bloody hell.  (3/5/04)

A Crayon Haiku #6!

A Crayon Haiku #6!

Finally having come down from the incredible high that is THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles, Napoleon's back to his old tricks in A Crayon Haiku #6! What do they entail? Read and find out!  (3/1/04)

Ugh.

AND IT'S TORTURE TIME AGAIN.

Yep, Scary-Crayon once again delves into the horrors of "O, the Oprah Magazine". Well, not exactly "into" -- this time we've only reviewed the cover of the December 2003 issue. Just the cover. Still horrible.  (3/1/04)

Starring a Triceraton...!

A Crayon Haiku #5!

That's right -- y'all gather 'round for A Crayon Haiku #5. In this installment, Scary-Crayon takes a look at the character of the noble Triceraton. These descriptions are longer than the haikus themselves.  (2/24/04)

BOOTLEG E.T.!!!

Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!

Yep, it's time for a short filler article that puppeteers you by your heartstrings with Scary-Crayon's sappy special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff. I challenge you to read it without saying, "Awwww..." at least once. ;P  (2/24/04)

''Fo' shizzle, ma nizzle!''

CREEPY FREAKS CARTOON!!!

In the mood for something kinda...strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt.  (2/21/04)

Starring Hordak!

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #2!!!

Yep, THE TOYS ARE BACK in Dusty Plastic HELL #2! This time we visit with some of the less fortunate members of the SC toy family. Come inside, dear reader, and hearken to their tales of woe...  (2/17/04)

What is it? Find out inside!

A Crayon Haiku #4!

Just in time for Valentine's Day comes A Crayon Haiku #4, with two haikus for the price of one! The action figures have taken V-Day off to recite bad poetry, but there's always strange food to write about...  (2/14/04)

Behold...the weirdness...!

RUN, MCGRIDDLES, RUN!!!

Return to the kitchen with Scary-Crayon to learn the secrets of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Napoleon Bonafrog, Baxter Stockman, and Zoltan demonstrate the esoteric cooking rites.  (2/11/04)

Tokka and Slash!

A Crayon Haiku #3!

Yep, it's time for the third edition of A Crayon Haiku! Tokka and Slash star, along with the author's mounting suspicion that there's something odd going on that he can't quite comprehend...  (2/9/04)

Starring Wild Boar Alien and Kain!

A RANDOM LUNCH #0!!!

Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this "prequel" of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence...  (2/7/04)

Bloody hell.

OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM.

Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn't "WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?" Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it.  (2/3/04)

A Crayon Haiku, Superbowl Edition!

A SUPERBOWL Crayon Haiku!

The game's almost over, but Scary-Crayon still comes through with the Superbowl Edition of A Crayon Haiku! This time, on behalf of football players everywhere, Touchdown Leo does the honors.  (2/1/04)

''Psy-yi-yi!''

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #1!!!

Scary-Crayon welcomes you to the debut of another regular (we hope) feature, Dusty Plastic HELL! In this first installment, Godzilla finds himself somewhere... hot. Also starring Tokka and Psyduck!  (2/1/04)

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