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Those shady people who try to take advantage of hapless citizens via e-mail strike again in A Crayon Haiku #60. Where is Jessica when we need her to rip these bastards in half? Yes, I dig the "Heroes" references. (3/7/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #96!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #96, a young Donatello asks Sec about his views regarding a particular February observance! But why should a Dalek care about Black History Month? As if you don't already know! (2/26/07)
If you're like Wes, you can sometimes forget about foods that you've purchased and stored in the freezer... for years. A Crayon Haiku #59 sees the return of a frozen edible that has been on ice since the bookstore days! (2/19/07)
Shampoo versus M. Bison? You bet! Here, we review two pre-MUGEN titles that pit Ryu and the gang against some rather unlikely opponents. Maximoff, the creator of these retro relics, is here to share his insights as well! (2/5/07)
On January 25, 2004, Scary-Crayon first opened its HTML doors to the public. Now, three years later, we return to those early days... and to the action figure representations of one of the articles that started it all. Join us. (1/25/07)
As we begin Scary-Crayon's fourth year, we look at how things have changed elsewhere in A Crayon Haiku #58. Sometimes change is good -- but often it is not. Hopefully SC's evolution has been less depressing. (1/25/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #95!
Hurrah for toy comics! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #95, Raph and Don find themselves with a hankering for pizza. Will their cravings be satisfied, or will something go horribly wrong? Read on to find out! (1/25/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94!
It snowed today. Yet in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94, we see that that doesn't matter to some people! Join us as we commend those who refuse to alter their dress because of the cold winter weather. (1/25/07)
Yes, Mike's taken a beating, but that's hardly the worst part about A Crayon Haiku #57. I mean, isn't Leo supposed to be setting a good example for his brothers? No wonder Raph took his place in the Turtle Power song. (1/20/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93, Raphael returns to avenge his previous defeat at the hands of the Shredder! But there's something different about him this time... what ever could it be? Read the comic to find out! (1/20/07)
In 1/3 of a triple-team-up feature with Alligator Juice and Pop Arena (!!!), Scary-Crayon spotlights its selections for the best and worst of 2006. You won't find any politics, but you will find Doritos, dogs, and Daleks! (1/15/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92 is more of a test run and intermission -- just something to say that we haven't forgotten about Krang's unfinished quest from '04. Expect new techniques when we get around to it! (1/10/07)
2007 kicks off at Scary-Crayon with A Crayon Haiku #56! Granted, we do buy a lot of DVDs here, but come on -- quit rushing us and telling fibs, Amazon.com. Heck, we didn't even buy any TV DVDs from you in 2006. (1/4/07)
And here's the last piece of the year: a summary review and commentary of Merry Christmas, Amelia Bedelia, a kids' book that details the holiday escapades of America's most hilarious housekeeper. She's hawt, too. (12/31/06)
In the final minutes of Christmas 2006, here's a review of the Transformatrix Optimus Prime knockoff! This $1 figure may not be up to par with Hasbro's latest releases, but he's hard to beat at such a low price. (12/25/06)
And here's your holiday surprise -- the final installment of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told! Okay, maybe it's not much of a surprise, but still. And hey -- even if you hate the story, at least now it's over. (12/25/06)
The thirteenth part of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told again finds Santa Claus in the company of Wonrat and Rattoo as they debate the meaning of the winter holiday season. It's deep and strange. (12/25/06)
If you've ever wondered what two giant, intelligent wharf rats would say to each other, you've come to the right place! The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told continues with the twelfth segment. Yay. (12/19/06)
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