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The Street Fighter figure cameos continue in Dusty Plastic HELLside #8! In this quick comic, Ryu and Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles train to keep from killing the bloody heck out of those they hold dear. (9/14/09)
The strongest woman in the world is back in Dusty Plastic HELLside #7 -- and with Bison on the scene, Chun-Li's ready to avenge her father's death. But taking revenge just isn't as satisfying without the proper audience... (9/4/09)
Heck, aside from one glaring and pervasive problem and a few minor ones, NECA's Street Fighter IV Chun-Li might even be the best possible Chun-Li action figure ever. Dig the photos -- the toy really is fantastic. (9/1/09)
Terminator Salvation might've been a weak film, but "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" was a truly awesome TV show. It's not like it's the only great show with a titular heroine named "Sarah," though! Try not to get confused. (9/1/09)
In Dusty Plastic HELLside #5, that most famous king of monsters -- the mighty GODZILLA -- returns! But wait! Are there two of them?! And what's with that song? Perhaps there is beauty in the heart of the beast. (8/22/09)
Once again, the Commander graces our humble site with his glorious presence... and this time he's joined by his old pal Shockwave! But these are short comics, so they're not up to much in Dusty Plastic HELLside #4. (8/16/09)
THE RISE OF COBRA!!! (Or not...)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra recently debuted in theaters to not-so-stellar reviews... but what does Scary-Crayon have to say about this latest film adaptation of a beloved 1980s cartoon and Hasbro toyline? Find out here! (8/13/09)
Any halfway decent Joe movie's gotta have a showdown between Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes, right? In Dusty Plastic HELLside #3, we make joking reference to the pair's portrayal in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. (8/11/09)
What comic book superhero would be complete without a naughty temptress urging him to look the other way once in a while? No hero would willingly turn a blind eye to this Black Cat figure, though. She's a hottie. (8/6/09)
Yes! But while there were tons of new toys on display at the 2009 San Diego Comic-Con, this article doesn't cover them all -- only the ones we want most. Read on for our five most-wanted toys unveiled at SDCC '09. (7/31/09)
The Grim Reaper is back again, and this time he's visiting Snake Mountain in the land of Eternia! Is Skeletor about to take a dirt nap, or is something else amiss? To find out, you'll have to read Dusty Plastic HELLside #2. (7/31/09)
Behold, readers: the very first installment of Dusty Plastic HELLside! Okay, it's really just the Hot Flash comics with a new name... but that doesn't make it any less fun. It's always a party when Grim's around, after all... (7/25/09)
G.I. JOE SIGMA 6 VALENTINES!!!
Apparently -- for one day out of the year -- the G.I. Joe and Cobra forces make love, not war! In this feature, guest author Monte Williams treats us to a delightful valentine-themed toy photography narrative. (7/18/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #114!
Superiority is claimed by numerous beings sentient races throughout the universe... particularly when those beings use vocoders. When Decepticon Soundwave faces down a Dalek, who will prove more convincing? (7/15/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #113!
They say that death and taxes are inevitable -- and while you likely won't find tax-related comics here, Death is back again in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #113! This time, ol' Grimmy visits Ryu of Street Fighter fame... (7/13/09)
As a typical dollar store toy, the Circus Figure on Unicycle doesn't seem like much... but he is a clown, and we do so love the delightful horror of the painted smile! Run quickly, my children -- this clown's got wheels. (7/7/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #112!
Over a decade after Chun-Li and the Juggernaut first met in X-Men vs Street Fighter, they return to the scene of their first battle for a rematch. However, things have changed since that long-ago fight... and so have they. (7/7/09)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #111!
"We'll find another way!" Jazz cried as Prowl rose into the air, intent upon merging his spark with the power of the AllSpark fragments. Prowl's plan would generate enough power to protect the city... but at what cost? (7/2/09)
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