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With Halloween being just around the corner, we figured it was about time for a zombie film review -- and how could we go wrong with a gore-filled, animated zombie movie? Um... enter Frank Sudol's City of Rott. (10/2/06)
Oh my god. I mean, I expected it to be bad, but bloody hell, man. BLOODY HELL. I just had to write A Crayon Haiku #53 promptly after watching this movie in order to express my complete and total disdain for it. Good lord. (9/24/06)
Windows Media Player is so totally helpful, isn't it? I mean, if you're listening to a groovy CD, all you've gotta do to buy it is click a link in the corner of the window! But wait! A Crayon Haiku #52 notes a problem with this. (9/24/06)
However, the discussion of the tasty tapas is a minimal part of our "review" of the La Tasca Spanish Tapas Bar & Restaurant. It's certainly non-traditional as far as dining critiques go. And slightly creepy. It is our way. (9/19/06)
Just when you never thought literature was beginning to make sense, The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told continues! In this freaky fourth installment, more crazy rambling takes place. Cling to your sanity. (9/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86!
Don't think too hard about Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86 -- there's nothing deep happening here. But isn't it interesting what you can see and overhear in public? A ninja is always aware of his/her surroundings. (9/19/06)
After an extended hiatus, spontaneous culinary insanity returns to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #11! See what wonders you can create with a can of creamed corn, stale croutons, and dollar store turkey franks. (9/11/06)
Spiders! Rumplestiltskin! Pac-Man! Werewolves! What do these creatures and characters have in common? They're all mentioned in the third part of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told! Take your medicine. (9/4/06)
And after a long month of waiting, Skaro-Crayon returns with Genesis of the Homemade Daleks: Part 2! If you've ever wanted a nifty Dalek figure that opened up to reveal the fearsome Kaled mutant within, read on. (8/30/06)
Yessiree, it's time for the second engaging installment of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told. If you like reading odd and oddly insightful rambling nonsense, friends, you've come to the right place! (8/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85! is terrible, but don't you dare pretend that you've never wondered if it would be possible! Especially if you're familiar with the Teen Titans comics. The Changeling is a freaky freak. (8/19/06)
It's been a while since we've had an installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, eh? From the less ostensibly cheerful side of SC, here's a new piece from Wes entitled "tonight I feel like dying". Four stanzas of misery. (8/17/06)
Remember that zany 50K-word novel I wrote in '04? Well, I've decided to post the whole thing -- in 14 or so chunks -- for your reading pleasure! Here's the first part of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told. (8/17/06)
If you've ever wanted to experience a night on the town with two pot-smoking thugs who say "ey" and "esse" and "holmes" about eight billion times per sentence, Hip Hop Locos is the film for you! I despised this movie. (8/7/06)
Dalekmania continues on Scary-Crayon with a rare arts 'n' crafts feature: Genesis of the Homemade Daleks: Part 1! Join us for one (mostly) kid-friendly method of creating a 3" Dalek. In part 2, we'll explore another! (7/26/06)
Readers beware -- the Daleks have returned! This time, Scary-Crayon reviews three games featuring everyone's favorite salt shaker-shaped cyborg mutant things. Also, it is forbidden to dump bodies into the river. (7/17/06)
No, we're not dead -- but given the events documented herein, our survival may surprise some readers. Curious? Read on to learn about the monstrosity born of the unholy combination of strawberries... and eggs. (7/12/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84 is intended to be more of a commentary on nerd identity and behavior in general, but I focused the dialogue on Superman because of the recent release of his latest film. Yes yes yes. (7/12/06)
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