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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74!
On the site's second birthday, Jax honors us with the guest comic that is Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74! Because sometimes holidays at Scary-Crayon also bring illness and, well... very gross developments. (1/25/06)
Well, we finally got around to seeing Peter Jackson's King Kong remake. Read on for the official Scary-Crayon review of this unnecessarily long and pointless film that could've been summed up in a single sentence. (1/23/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!
One of the few things most people have in common is having had a friend who would screw almost anything that moves. As such, maybe you can relate to the flashback depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73! (1/23/06)
Yes, last Friday was Friday the 13th -- but here it was also FREE FOOD DAY as two local joints offered cost-free lunchtime treats to the masses. How good is free food, you ask? Join Wes in his quest to find out! (1/18/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!
Surely you've seen the recent Pop Tart ads featuring giant, living pastries and their failed attempts to avoid being eaten. These are the saddest commercials ever. But not so in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72! (1/18/06)
It's just like old times in A Crayon Haiku #43, as we check out another Scary-Crayon dessert undertaking that didn't exactly work out as I'd planned. I imagine that it tasted like kissing a smoker wearing chocolate lip gloss. (1/11/06)
It's true: Colonel William F. Guile and friends are back in this "Street Fighter: The Animated Series" episode review! And yes, kids, that's Chun-Li as a vampire. She's so evil. And skanky. And I think she's kinda gay... (1/11/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!
Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it's the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy. (1/9/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #42, Bacardi the yorkie-poodle returns to Scary-Crayon! What's the little fellow up to these days, you ask? Read on to find out! It's too cute for words, but we try with the 5-7-5 syllable combo anyway. (1/5/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!
And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can't take a joke! (1/5/06)
The culinary insanity in 2006 kicks off with a piece called Strawberry Shortcake...?, which is a slightly misleading title. Similarities aside, this dish is totally not strawberry shortcake. There's no question about it. (1/2/06)
And the haiku resurrection continues into the new year with A Crayon Haiku #41 the winter holidays may be over, but the winter season is still going on -- and, as such, this haiku is still entirely relevant. Yabba dabba doo! (1/2/06)
Go on, do what the image says and click the image for A Crayon Haiku #40! At least you kinda know what you're getting into at Scary-Crayon, but when random popup ads start beckoning you... maybe it's time to run. (12/30/05)
Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE.
Hope y'all had a happy holiday, everyone! But now that you've drunk your eggnog and eaten your fill of festive cheer, it's time for a big fat slice of truth. And here it is, kiddies: Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE. (12/30/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!
So despite apparently being a bloated beast of a film, King Kong still tops the box office charts -- making Kong himself bolder than ever. Watch his rampage continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69! (12/30/05)
In A Crayon Haiku #39, we see that sometimes words are long. Not "long" like the long of a pink jelly dong, but long in ways that are arguably wrong. Perhaps this should be a song! The next line would involve a thong. (12/19/05)
Last time, we examined scary 39¢ Halloween cards. Now, we apply our analytical skill to The Five SCARIEST 39¢ Christmas Cards! If you don't think that Christmas cards can be scary, you haven't read this article yet. (12/19/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68!
KING KONG! Following the release of Jackson's epic Kong remake comes Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68, which features the big guy and his main squeeze, Ann Darrow. Did I just make a funny? I think so! (12/19/05)
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