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Yes, Gorilla Grodd is back AGAIN... and in A Crayon Haiku #72, he's brought something with him! Could this be the beginning of a Legion of Doom plot to subdue humanity through germ warfare? We certainly hope not! (2/14/08)
Grodd proves that you can't keep an evil gorilla down -- and that, like in comic books and on Super Friends, his appearance has been known to change considerably -- in A Crayon Haiku #71. I love the purple cape. (1/30/08)
Animals attack in A Crayon Haiku #70! Gorilla Grodd's not devouring hostages or hurling cars through buildings this time around, but he's still a pretty dangerous customer... especially if you're a member of the fairer sex. (1/29/08)
...together! There have been plenty of amazing comic book crossovers, but none so unlikely as the 1987 meeting of the Care Bears and the Madballs. Intrigued? Then check it out here, but beware: awful puns abound. (1/26/08)
In the last haiku, we saw the DC heroes defeated by an evil new member of the toy collection. Today, we learn that he is not alone! Together... just the two of them... they will discover the secret of the anti-life equation. (1/25/08)
Short fiction returns to Scary-Crayon with an all-new story entitled "The Lion That Wore Glasses"! Well, technically it's an old story, but still. And no, the title's not trying to be clever: it really is about a glasses-wearing lion. (1/20/08)
The formerly hero-centric (sorta; the 'zarro twins mean well!) DC Comics action figure collection of Scary-Crayon is rocked by the arrival of its latest addition in A Crayon Haiku #68. Let the universe howl in despair! (1/18/08)
That's right -- Scary-Crayon is now taking submissions! Well, we always kinda sorta were, but now it's officially official. Wanna submit? Read the lengthy guidelines first so you know just what you're getting into. (1/4/08)
George and the Christmas Star -- the story of one man's quest to retrieve the Star of Bethlehem and stick it atop his Christmas tree -- is the official favorite holiday special of Scary-Crayon. Read our review to find out why! (1/1/08)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #103!
Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" is the kind of show you'll likely go to Hell for enjoying -- and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #103, we spotlight one of the reasons it's so hilarious. These predators are idiots. (1/1/08)
The Madballs have finally returned, and we couldn't be more thrilled. Sure, they've changed over the years -- as seen in this review and comparison piece -- but they're still the same ghastly globes at heart... head. (12/18/07)
Okay, Street Blazers doesn't threaten death, but the toyline does inspire despair by offering no heroic sides in the race to decide the fate of Earth. In addition to discussing the line, we review the Dante 7" tractor trailer. (12/12/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #102!
We return to the "Heroes" universe in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #102 as Matt Parkman grills Angela Petrelli at the precinct. As always, however, the dialogue and events proceed a tad bit differently in our rendition... (12/2/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #101!
It's time for another screencap comic -- this time from the second season of "Heroes"! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #101, we see what happens when good geneticists go native. Also, Kristen Bell is hot. (11/26/07)
QUICK CHANGE DINOBOTS! (Part 2)
Yes, Rawr and Ultra Gunk finally return in Part 2 of the Quick Change Dinobots review! This time, we compare them to their cousins from the Transformers universe. It's not exactly a fair comparison, but still... (11/7/07)
Yes, Scary-Crayon likes more than just boys' toys! Wes braves the awkwardness of buying tiny bendable girls and amazing technicolor beds in public so you can read about that groovy O'Ryan and her Bombastic Bed. (10/1/07)
QUICK CHANGE DINOBOTS! (Part 1)
In the first part of this two-part toy review, Scary-Crayon looks at two members of the four man machine Quick Change Transforming System Dino Robots team. Swoop wishes he had a cheap Big Lots counterpart too. (9/7/07)
I've said it before and I'll say it again -- it is really difficult to write four lines about the contents of a three-line haiku without rendering actually reading the poem unnecessary. A Crayon Haiku #67 has a dinosaur in it. Sorta. (9/7/07)
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