…rely on the Batman! In this latest Scary-Crayon game review, we check out BATMAN: Justice Unbalanced, an educational Batman adventure designed to help children ages 7-10 learn valuable problem-solving skills and in which not a single punch is thrown. You may scoff, but I think it’s pretty cool that the game teaches kids to use their wits instead of their fists to outwit enemies. I mean, what was Batman really teaching kids anyway? That to get what you want, you need to dangle people weaker than you off of buildings, that’s what! Batman was a bully. 🙁

And if you’re wondering why I actually bought this game — as I say multiple times in the review, as if purchasing a game about Batman, educational or otherwise, requires any justification whatsoever — it was $2. ‘Nuff said.