November 30, 2006
The Five SCARIEST 49¢ Thanksgiving Cards!!!

So I didn’t get it up as early as I’d hoped, but here you are — before the end of November, as promised — The Five SCARIEST 49¢ Thanksgiving Cards. Characteristically, some of these are a bit of a stretch, but the analyses for them were also (perhaps obviously) the most fun to write. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the piece, minna-san — and stay tuned to Scary-Crayon for upcoming winter holiday articles and the completion of The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told! :mrgreen:

Also, can anybody think of the actor whose name I cannot remember while writing today’s article? I swear that freaky lady looks like a guy I’ve seen in multiple movies… perhaps playing a creepy butler or something to that effect. He could even be British.

EDIT: My pal Liv rightly points out that the actor in question is none other than Dr. Giggles, aka Larry Drake. I would say that I remember him fondly as Durant from the Darkman films, except I obviously don’t remember him all that fondly because if I did I would have been able to come up with his name or at least the role. Ah well. Thanks again, Liv! 🙂

-posted by Wes | 4:32 pm | Comments (2)
2 Comments »
  • agustinaldo says:

    Just for the record, we humans have shotguns, heavy machine guns, hunting knives, Abrams Tanks, and a whole lot bored Vietnam and Iraq vets who are just itching to shoot at SOMETHING.

    So I think we can take care of a few mutant turkeys.

  • Spoodles says:

    I can picture the woman you’re talking about in my head, but no name is coming. Damn it.

    Also, thanks for posting another piece of the amazing tale.

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