And now, Scary-Crayon presents...

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

by: Wes

''HAPPY NEW YEAR??? Just what the FUCK is so goddamned happy about it?''

''How could the new year bring me joy? Eternal life sucks.''

''I'm suffering from fucking DRY-ROT!''

''It's the start of a new year -- a new beginning!''


'' can shove that upbeat shit where the sun don't shine!''

''So take your 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' and go fuck yourself.''

-- Wes --

Psst...wanna make a PayPal donation to Scary-Crayon?

Just click the image above! Simple, no? ;)

Back to... Scary-Crayon