Last time, we witnessed the unveiling of the dirty hippie pasta! And now...
Ryoko: Water is boiling, what's next???
Ryoko: Alice help me, we have to add the pasta to
the boiling water!!!
Alice: I'll watch.
Ryoko: Wow, it's like a steam room over here!
Alice: Go figure, you're hovering over a pot of boiling
water.
Ryoko: Well now we have to stir the pasta! Come up
here!
Alice: Come near me and I'll stab you with my knife!
Ryoko: Okay fine, it's done anyway, now what?
Ryoko: Strain, return to stovetop, and add cheese
mix and milk!
Alice: That doesn't make any sense, milk? The whole
point of this is that it's VEGAN and DAIRY FREE! Why would they tell you
to add milk???
Ryoko: It says "milk of your choice"
Alice: But it boasts being soy free, so you can't
use soymilk, you'll ruin one of the healthy benefits.
Ryoko: Ok well wait, there's something more....
Alice: Okay, olive oil, water or margarine. It's
your call.
Ryoko: MARGARINE!!!!!!
Alice: Okay, here we go....
Ryoko: I can't believe it's not butter!
Alice: Ryoko, shut up. And mix in the margarine,
I can't look...
Ryoko: Mmmmmm..... buttery!! I can't believe it's
not...
Alice: Don't say it, don't you dare say it... I won't
add the CHREESE packet if you do!
Ryoko: Okay.. okay... Wow, is that anthrax?
Alice: No, but it's just as bad! It's the CHREESE
powder! Hurry up and stir the pan before we start to inhale it!
Ryoko: Oh man.. this doesn't look so good, who's
going to eat this?
Alice: I told you, dirty hippie food! No one will
eat it! That's why we're making it, to destroy it!
Ryoko: Oh yeah! Wait, who's that?
Alice: It's Smudge!!! Ryoko, don't let him eat the
dirty Mac & Chreese!!
Ryoko: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Alice: Quick, lets get it into the sink and down
the garborator
Ryoko: I think it's too late....
Alice: God help us all... the Chreese is among us...
Ryoko: We're all going to DIE!!!!
Alice: Yes. Yes we are.
-- Megami --
Told you it was a true account...
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