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Red Lobster's Hidden Treasure Pack!
That's right -- Red Lobster's back again for more fun book... uh... fun! This time, Scary-Crayon reviews the Red Lobster Hidden Treasure Pack, Vol. 18. So if you don't know how to play "Predator", you will soon.  (8/09/04)

Avert your eyes, children.
Yep, Scary-Crayon dips into the Tartaran depths for the third time in this cover review of Oprah's September 2003 issue. Now, with the Oprah-guided workbook, you too can learn to live your best life! Bloody hell.  (6/05/04)

The Red Lobster Fun Book!!!
Firing up the ol' time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook.  (4/19/04)

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The Madballs finally come home to Scary-Crayon in this review of The Madballs History of the World. Sure, there's no way you can handle it, but have a look anyway. Puritans have more fun, you know.  (3/19/04)

Ugh.
Yep, Scary-Crayon once again delves into the horrors of "O, the Oprah Magazine". Well, not exactly "into" -- this time we've only reviewed the cover of the December 2003 issue. Just the cover. Still horrible.  (3/01/04)

Is your husband homicidal? FIND OUT INSIDE.
Apparently January 29th is Oprah's birthday, so in honor of out of utter contempt for this special Satan-approved day, we bring you the Scary-Crayon review of the Nov. 2003 issue of "O, The Oprah Magazine"!  (1/29/04)

What is Scary-Crayon? Glad you asked!

Scary-Crayon (dot com) is an internet chronicle of random crap, similar to X-Entertainment, I-Mockery, Encyclopedia Obscura, and Ice Anvil Online, to name a few. There are others, of course (see the links!), because there's a lot of random crap out there, and no one site (or even a handful of sites) could hope to cover all of it. We're just doing our part to help. :)

Scary-Crayon is maintained by Wes (::waves:: personal page coming soon uh, whenever... in the meantime, try reading my blog), with guest pieces from Megami (see Meighan.com, currently hibernating), Jax, and perhaps other contributors in the future. So unless you're replying directly to Megami or Jax regarding one of their pieces -- or you wish to profess your undying love for our sexy guest writers -- all inquiries, comments, criticisms, praises, DONATIONS, and the like regarding Scary-Crayon, etc., should be sent to Wes. C'mon -- don't be shy! Crayons don't bite. At least, normal ones don't...

Anyway, I hope you enjoy Scary-Crayon. Send an e-mail, let us know what you think. And y'all come back now, y'hear? :)

-- Wes --
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