Scary-Crayon (http://www.scary-crayon.com/) and Strange Cousin Susan (http://www.my-silvermac.com/) present...
The Sarah Jane Adventures Drinking Game!
by Mickey and Wes

***Take ONE SIP if...

-Sarah Jane refers to her life as being "dangerous"
-Sarah Jane says anything about being a mother
-Luke expresses confusion about other people's reactions to him
-Clyde or Maria attempts to teach Luke a slang term or explain some facet of social interaction
-Clyde appears boastful or cocky
--Clyde's cockiness is immediately followed by embarrassment, fear, etc. on his part
-Maria's crush on Sarah Jane becomes manifestly apparent
-Alan and Maria begin to have a father-daughter moment
--Alan and Maria complete their father-daughter moment on good terms
-Chrissie mangles Sarah Jane's name (intentionally or otherwise)
-Chrissie mentions Ivan
-An alien breaks out into wicked laughter or needlessly hisses or snarls to seem more evil
-A Slitheen farts

***Take TWO SIPS if...

-Sarah Jane and Maria end up alone in Sarah Jane's attic
-Sarah Jane makes a sexy/sassy/gloating comment or gesture
-Sarah Jane wears any pair of lovely knee-high boots!
-Villains are about to kill Sarah Jane
-Luke does something obviously stupid (when in doubt, drink)
-Maria and/or Alan roll their eyes or otherwise appear annoyed/frustrated with Chrissie
-Any character waxes poetic about the beauty/vastness of space, the universe, etc.
-Any character presents a "rational" explanation for what we know to be alien activity

***Take ONE SHOT if...

-Sarah Jane uses the sonic lipstick
-Sarah Jane summons Mr. Smith
-Chrissie shows up (you'll need it)
-A villain comes to Sarah Jane's home
-The villains thwart an escape attempt by our heroes
-An "evil" alien becomes a sympathetic character
-A "good" character turns out to be an evil alien

***FINISH YOUR DRINK (and pour yourself another!) if...

-Sarah Jane mentions the Doctor
-Sarah Jane mentions UNIT
-K-9 makes an appearance!

And remember: drink responsibly and know your limits! Scary-Crayon and Strange Cousin Susan are not responsible for any embarrassment and/or injury that stems from participating in this activity.