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TMNT ANIME!!!!!!

by: Wes

PART 2!!!

Stars are vanishing!!! The earth is in danger!!!
Will the Turtles act in time to stop Sawaki Chan and that stupid octopus???

Cut to April at Channel 6, reporting on the vanishing stars. They go direct to NASA for an explanation of the situaton, but they're still bickering about the captain losing his glasses, so that doesn't pan out. Since that's all the information they have, April signs off. The Turtles, of course, were watching the broadcast in their lair, and now turn to each other to discuss the matter amongst themselves. Then April walks in and declares that she knows who's behind it.

I'm guessing that gang we know is behind this.Are you referring to the gang of a metal plate headed buffon and a brain like octopus?

Even the Turtles refer to Krang as an octopus. Anyway, Kris Mu interrupts, saying that Dark Mu is the one who's responsible. She suggests the possibility of someone trying to wake her up. But who could it be? We know the answer; the Turtles know the answer -- well, all of them except Michelangelo (yes, I'll observe the new spelling)...

I know. It must be the aliens.

"I know. It must be the aliens."

You just keep thinkin' that, buddy. (Although technically, Krang is an alien...unless he's a mutant octopus in Japan...)

Damn Shredder and the Foot Clan. They have come up with a ruthless plan.

"Damn Shredder and the Foot Clan. They
have come up with a ruthless plan."

And OMG, check out Splinter with the swearing! Somehow Splinter surmises that Shredder and Krang plan to destroy the earth -- how, I don't know -- and then a loud crash sounds on the street above. The Turtles run up to investigate.

Bring it on, Turtles.Turtle Power!

Well, it's Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady! How convenient. As they get it on, Splinter -- how does he do it??? -- deduces that Shredder & co. are just a diversion to keep the Turtles busy while Krang revives Dark Mu, and rushes off with Kris Mu to take care of matters himself. April, meanwhile, decides that she's got a big scoop on her hands and goes to find a camcorder. Oh, and back at NASA, they're still bickering about the glasses.

Cut to Krang in the Technodrome, trying to sweet talk Dark Mu into coming out. He gets a communication from Shredder, asking for some help. "At least," he says, "send me the Foot soldiers." Krang's reply: "You stupid. The Foot soldiers are having a day off. They went on a field trip." Yes, you read that right...

Foot Soldier on Vacation...

~~ Foot Soldier on Vacation ~~

Yep. But no matter! Krang attached power controllers to Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady!!!! Without telling them. But now they know, and knowing is half the battle, so they press the buttons and get a power boost. And now it's time for...

SUPER MOVES!!!!

The Spinning Top of Super Violent Wind!

"The Spinning Top of Super Violent Wind!"

Super Atrocious Dragon Craw Attack!

"Super Atrocious Dragon Craw Attack!"

Super Atrocious Dragon Craw Attack!

"I feel as if someone shoved a hundred
orders of squid-ink pizza into my head!"

Clearly, things are not going well for our heroes. Also, they have noses now.

I will have my judgment upon you.Prepare to die.

Meanwhile, Splinter and Kris Mu show up inside the Technodrome. Yep, they just walk right in; no booby traps or guards or anything. But it makes sense that there would be no guards, with the Foot soldiers being on vacation and all. And this new Splinter is just awesome -- before, Splinter could hold his own, but he was a pretty humble guy. Now? He's throwing out curses and death threats like there's no tomorrow. And if Dark Mu awakens, THERE MAY NOT BE. So Splinter's cashing in his humility chips now and exchanging them for a slice of badass pie with ass-whipping creme.

As this is going on, shit is collapsing all over the earth -- I'm not sure exactly what that landmark in Japan is, but we see the Eiffel Tower go down and the portrait of Mao Zedong falls off of the Imperial Palace in China. A tidal wave smashes against the Statue of Liberty. Oh, and after they assess the situation at NASA, they continue to argue about the captain's glasses. And down in Florida...

BONUS HAIKU!!!

PUNK FROG CAMEO!!!!

PUNK FROG CAMEO!!!!
But I thought there were four frogs?
Leatherhead ate one. :(

And a typhoon spoils the Foot soldiers' vacation, sending them flying a la Team Rocket. Then a huge wave hits New York. Bad things are happening all over, folks. Meanwhile, the Turtles and Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady are still going at it. Since the bad guys upped their power, the turtles have been getting rocked. They back off, and Team Shredder prepares to take them all out at once, when...

What... Oh my god!Good heavens. We were saved by the tidal wave.

...the tidal wave comes crashing down on their heads and saves the Turtles' supercharged green asses from certain defeat. They really lucked out on that one. Look, even they realize it.

The destruction of the earth has begun.

"The destruction of the earth has begun."

Unfortunately, everyone in New York City has drowned. But let's not let that put a "damper" on the episode! Ah ha ha!

Thank god I had learned an ancient swimming style.But we can't move from drinking too much water.

Anyway, water floods the Technodrome, and, as they drift underwater, Krang reprimands Splinter for not shutting the door. Moments later, Splinter rejoins the Turtles on the surface (thank god he learned that ancient swimming style), Krang reunites with Shredder, Bebop, and Rocksteady atop the Statue of Liberty, and then it's time for...

DARK MU!!!!

Good morning. I feel like having my morning coffee.

"Good morning. I feel like having my morning coffee."

Pictures = 1,000 words. Dark Mu powers up and throws a dark fireball of some sort at Shredder, sinking him beneath the water, and Bebop and Rocksteady say their final goodbyes. From Rocksteady: "We lost a valued individual."

The dark Shredder.

PSYCH!!!!!!!
(see Technodrome for size comparison)

So yeah, Dark Mu's fireball morphed regular ol' Devil Shredder into the DARK SHREDDER.

This is just way too stupid for me to deal with.

"This is just way too stupid for me to deal with."

And see there? Mikey already knows what you're thinking. Just for the record, three minutes passed a long time ago.

PAIN!New York will be gone if you don't do something.

Here, DARK SHREDDER brings the pain. He starts throwing MEGA-SIZED FIREBALLS every which way (somehow Splinter manages to catch one -- badass!!!), but the Turtles manage to dodge them and leap up onto April's newscopter. And by the way, April, everyone in NYC is dead and drowned, so I don't know what you're so worried about.

DIE BUILDING DIE!!!Ouch.

Donatello comes up with a plan, and lures DARK SHREDDER into the city, where he wanders around destroying buildings in a pitiful attempt to crush Donatello. But how can he hope to hit something that small? It's just not fair, I tell you. He fires at Donatello from point blank range...and then a building falls on his head. He faints, creating a whirlpool into which the Technodrome is sucked. Day saved, good job Turtles, that's the end of that. OR IS IT???????

I'll destroy everything in the galaxy.

"I'll destroy everything in the galaxy."

GUESS NOT.

And now Dark Mu heads out to space to blow up the earth at a distance! How ever will the Turtles stop her????

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