He's got your nose! The clown method of performing that trick involves the use of a hatchet, of course -- and in this feature, you'll learn that and other amazing clown magic techniques! Practice makes perfect... (4/1/10)
Contrary to popular belief, the purpose of clowns isn't to make children laugh -- it's to scare the bloody dickens out of them! Here, Odd Bob shares his tips for traumatizing kiddies... and for frightening sexy old ladies. (11/17/09)
As a typical dollar store toy, the Circus Figure on Unicycle doesn't seem like much... but he is a clown, and we do so love the delightful horror of the painted smile! Run quickly, my children -- this clown's got wheels. (7/7/09)
Some folks think clown couture is all about red noses and oversized shoes, but the variety of fashionable harlequin habiliments is verily astounding! Come with us as Mickey Glitter examines various clown styles. (6/27/08)
If you're a clown who's tired of cell phones that just don't fit your personality, you're in luck! In this feature, we review phones and accessories best suited to the clown lifestyle. BONUS: downloadable carnival ringtones! (4/8/07)
For cooking children, that is! Once you've tried Pennywise the Dancing Clown's mouth-watering recipes, your tongue and tummy will be dancing as well! Youth dance classes are also great places to acquire fresh meat. (3/12/06)
Okay, Shinigami Ryuk of "Death Note" isn't technically a clown -- but he sure looks a lot like one, doesn't he? We'll profile ten clowns and clown look-alikes from the wacky world of anime in this fun featurette. (2/2/05)
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