Here's an odd short for you. It's a little something I like to call
Cereal Noir -- a dirge of sorts about stale Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs, and Peanut Butter Crunch. Stale cereal tastes like dust. (3/30/05)
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here's
a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It's like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday. (3/27/05)
More
fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book --
Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35! (3/27/05)
It's back to the bookstore for
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too. (3/25/05)
It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one! (3/23/05)
And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes. (3/21/05)
In
A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair... (3/21/05)
Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it. (3/19/05)
Yep, today we're gonna tempt your tastebuds with a unique and extra special St. Patrick's Day-inspired dish --
Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza! It may not be pretty, but at least it's green, green, green! (3/17/05)
No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul. (3/17/05)
On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series --
The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind. (3/15/05)
Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What? (3/14/05)
Both gross and depressing,
A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes's most recent trip to NYC.
Strange photos.
Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk. (3/14/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know. (3/11/05)