Bits & Pieces

Totally try this at home, kids! Just don't blame us if you get sick.

A RANDOM LUNCH #12!!!

YES -- A Random Lunch is back with a brand new twelfth installment! After days without electricity, Wes dares to consume the Hot Pockets left in the fridge. But that alone wouldn't make for a Random Lunch, would it?  (7/6/12)

Cocktails with wasabi? Pour me one, good sir!

THE SCARY-CRAYON WASABITINI!

It's Scary-Crayon's seventh anniversary -- and what better way to celebrate than with a drink? In this article, Wes shares his recipe for the Scary-Crayon Wasabitini... as well as the events that led to its discovery.  (1/25/11)

'Cause regular ice cream is sooooo ten minutes ago. Right.

INCREDIBLE ICE CREAM BEADS?

I've never thought of ice cream as boring... but apparently the folks at MolliCoolz were so tired of its rich and creamy texture that they decided to break out the liquid nitrogen and freeze it into tiny beads. Bad idea.  (6/14/09)

BRAAAaaaainSSs

HALLOWEEN 2008 SNACKS!!!

Yes, Halloween has technically passed, but it's always Halloween at Scary-Crayon! And to prove it, we're posting the Halloween 2008 Snacks review in November. While you talk turkey, we hobnob with hellspawn.  (11/11/08)

The Lost Lunches: Volume One!

THE LOST LUNCHES: VOLUME ONE

Many Random Lunches are made, but few are seen here: most are forgotten. Yet just as busty explorers raid ruins to uncover relics of old, so may you unearth these dishes by reading... The Lost Lunches: Volume One.  (5/5/07)

The Chicken Finger Sundae Sandwich!

THE CHICKEN FINGER WHAT?!?!?

And now, at long last, Scary-Crayon unveils The Chicken Finger Sundae Sandwich! Inspired by a South Park clip, this treat combines chicken and ice cream toppings with surprisingly tasty results. Read and believe.  (11/20/06)

The La Tasca Restaurant Review!

TAPAS ARE DELICIOUS.

However, the discussion of the tasty tapas is a minimal part of our "review" of the La Tasca Spanish Tapas Bar & Restaurant. It's certainly non-traditional as far as dining critiques go. And slightly creepy. It is our way.  (9/19/06)

Mmm... upchuck-y.

A RANDOM LUNCH #11!!!

After an extended hiatus, spontaneous culinary insanity returns to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #11! See what wonders you can create with a can of creamed corn, stale croutons, and dollar store turkey franks.  (9/11/06)

Recreate this dish at your peril.

STRAWBERRIES + EGGS = 666

No, we're not dead -- but given the events documented herein, our survival may surprise some readers. Curious? Read on to learn about the monstrosity born of the unholy combination of strawberries... and eggs.  (7/12/06)

The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich!

THIS SANDWICH IS LEGENDARY.

In the tradition of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles and THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS, Scary-Crayon is proud to present... The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich! Amazing.  (3/12/06)

Triton's Chocolate Dipped Banana Bits!

CHOCOLATE DIPPED BANANAS!!!

For less than a buck, no less! In yet another review of an offering from the dollar store freezer, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Triton's Chocolate Dipped Banana Bits. They're the perfect V-Day treat for a gorilla girlfriend!  (2/13/06)

The Stale Cereal Wars!

THE STALE CEREAL WARS!!!

And just before midnight on the site's second anniversary, Scary-Crayon comes through with an epic piece entitled The Stale Cereal Wars! Which of the three ancient cereals sampled will come out on top? Find out within.  (1/25/06)

FREE FOOD DAY!!!

FREE FOOD DAY!!!

Yes, last Friday was Friday the 13th -- but here it was also FREE FOOD DAY as two local joints offered cost-free lunchtime treats to the masses. How good is free food, you ask? Join Wes in his quest to find out!  (1/18/06)

They're berry, berry canned!

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE...?

The culinary insanity in 2006 kicks off with a piece called Strawberry Shortcake...?, which is a slightly misleading title. Similarities aside, this dish is totally not strawberry shortcake. There's no question about it.  (1/2/06)

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!

Once, long ago, Wes learned of the mythical oyster loaf -- a legendarily delicious Hooters menu item. Alas, the dish doesn't exist, but that hasn't kept us from trying to create it! BEHOLD! The Experimental Oyster Loaf 2.  (12/1/05)

Not again...!

A RANDOM LUNCH #9!!!

What's this? Kain and Wild Boar Alien are back for more cheesy graham madness in A Random Lunch #9! When will the insanity end?! If Kain had his way, that question would be answered as such: "IMMEDIATELY!"  (11/22/05)

Taste the power of the dark side.

A RANDOM LUNCH #10!!!

After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I'm not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there.  (11/9/05)

Fluker's Chocolate Covered Crickets...

CHOCOLATE COVERED CRICKETS.

That's right, folks -- courtesy of Fluker Farm, Scary-Crayon delves further into the realm of distastefulness to review chocolate covered crickets. Wanna know the nutritional value of a single oven-roasted cricket? Read on.  (9/8/05)

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