And now, Scary-Crayon presents...
A Random Lunch
by: Wes

Once again...''We're BETTER than Cheesy Grahams!''
RAGU'S DOUBLE CHEDDAR CHEESE!''Good GOD I hate my life.''
''So fuck this shit -- I'm out.''''I sure hope you die, then.''

The Verdict:

Before the microwave......and after the microwave.

No need to worry, WB, 'cause I surely will if I keep eating shit like this. Actually, Kain had this one pretty much pegged: Despite minor variations in flavor due to the use of cheddar cheese this time around, this one tasted a lot like last time's Cheesy Graham experiment -- which in turn tasted more than a little like the Cheesy Graham trial before that. Which is to say that they all taste more or less like really, really sweet cheesecake with just a hint of the particular cheese used in their creation. Here, the cheddar cheese gave this one a slightly rancid flavor (and smell) to it -- the kind of thing that would have you muttering, "This tastes funny..." and suspiciously raising an eyebrow, but not necessarily bad enough to warrant signaling the waiter and asking for another slice. Assuming you were in a restaurant, that is. If you made it at home, you might not throw it out right away, but it'd probably be the kind of thing that would sit around until you had to throw it out because you'd only eat a piece if you suddenly got a craving for sweets and nothing else was around to satisfy it. Or if you were on drugs. This shit would probably taste amazing to a person on drugs. So if you ever decide to make Cheesy Grahams with Ragu Double Cheddar Cheese, make absolutely sure you've got some drugs on hand. But since one would probably have to be on drugs to make Cheesy Grahams in the first place, I doubt that'll be a problem. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: Scary-Crayon neither endorses nor encourages the use of illegal substances.

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