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In the latest installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!, Mickey Glitter sadly reports that Sarah Jane has been replaced by a horrible alien clone with awful fashion sense. Please come back to us, Sarah Jane! (6/14/09)
After six years and a terrible third film, those futuristic killer cyborgs are back in theaters with Terminator Salvation! Alas, as our review of the movie notes, this mess is far inferior to the robots' recent television exploits. (6/14/09)
Despite increasing praise from both 'net critics and fans, "Dollhouse" is not getting better. In fact, it's become quite hateful in its implicit approval of slavery and sex trafficking and shallow treatment of deep topics. Ugh. (4/28/09)
The Internet fanboys hail Joss Whedon as some kind of infallible creative deity, but "Dollhouse" is hardly inspiring stuff. Given the show's multiple shortcomings, I can't see myself even growing to like it... let alone love it. (3/3/09)
It's true: Mickey Glitter has returned with a new installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!... wherein we see the culmination of young Sarah Jane's cumulative fashion growth. Perfection, thy name is Andy Pandy. (1/25/09)
Should you choose to click this link, you'll find a scathing review of the worst and most vile television program I have ever seen. EVER. Also, there are screencaps, so this article probably isn't work safe. Ugh. (1/12/09)
FERVID FASHIONISTA FIXATION!!!
It's time for more Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! In Mickey's third installment, we see the lovely Miss Smith don everything from pink sailor suits to stained Victorian linens. Quite an eclectic sense of style, eh? (9/3/08)
Mickey Glitter is back with more funky fashion analysis in Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! Part Two -- in which we see that Sarah actually developed a sense of style in the company of the Fourth Doctor. Rejoice! (7/18/08)
...and Mickey's more than up to the task of critiquing her various outfits in the first installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! How did Sarah Jane go from fashion boring to fashion funky? It all started here. (6/27/08)
In "Turn Left" of "Doctor Who" Series 4, we see a future in which the Doctor died in 2006 -- and given how many alien threats he's thwarted since then, it's not surprising that things kinda suck. So does this episode. (6/27/08)
Thirty years after her stint with the Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith returns in "The Sarah Jane Adventures"! And to make an enjoyable program even more fun, we've created a drinking game you can play while you watch. (4/11/08)
George and the Christmas Star -- the story of one man's quest to retrieve the Star of Bethlehem and stick it atop his Christmas tree -- is the official favorite holiday special of Scary-Crayon. Read our review to find out why! (1/1/08)
...and the greatness of Trini! Our latest Spectare review is mostly a critique of "Boy Meets World", but we also pay tribute to Topanga's quirky best friend... who appeared in all of two episodes. And look! Video clips! (8/26/07)
Transformers. Robots in disguise. Heroic Autobots battle evil Decepticons in a million-year war to decide the fate the universe. How do you screw up a premise like that? Michael Bay and company pulled it off. (7/11/07)
Scary-Crayon keeps the horror coming with this review of and spotlighted scenes from Shadow: Dead Riot. By the way, this article is totally not safe for work, as it contains pictures of breasts and fondling. Enjoy. (10/17/06)
With Halloween being just around the corner, we figured it was about time for a zombie film review -- and how could we go wrong with a gore-filled, animated zombie movie? Um... enter Frank Sudol's City of Rott. (10/2/06)
If you've ever wanted to experience a night on the town with two pot-smoking thugs who say "ey" and "esse" and "holmes" about eight billion times per sentence, Hip Hop Locos is the film for you! I despised this movie. (8/7/06)
Okay, so it's in its fourth season and thus isn't all that new anymore, but here's Scary-Crayon's review of the current show. Then, while examining 4Kids' DVDouble Shots, we check out the new Shredder's first appearance! (4/3/06)
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