Bits & Pieces

Even the wind is on George's side.

Paperman can go to heck.

Special for Valentine's Day, here's a review of Paperman -- the Disney short that's garnered heaps of critical acclaim and multiple award nominations just for being so flippin' adorable. Wes kinda hates it, though.  (2/14/13)

Not to be confused with that series featuring Emma Peel.

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!

Marvel's The Avengers isn't bad, but it's hardly the perfect movie that fans are raving about. Viewers hoping for a more substantive film -- like Iron Man or Captain America -- might find it a little disappointing.  (5/5/12)

That's not Skeletor -- it's Bella!

TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN PT. 1!

While the first three films in the series were terrible, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 is truly a fantastic movie. Read our in-depth (and late by a day) review to find out just what makes this flick so awesome!  (4/2/12)

Maybe illiteracy is the way to go after all.

THAT BOOK WILL @%$&! YOU UP!

It's one part stoner comedy, one part high school drama, and one part supernatural adventure -- but "Todd & The Book of Pure Evil" is all good! Well, mostly good. Check out our review for more info on this fun TV show.  (3/13/12)

If New Eden exists, Mister and Martin will find it.

Welcome to Stake Land, kid.

When vampires blood-drinking zombies overrun the USA, things don't go too well for society! Stake Land is the story of Mister and Martin's journey through the dangerous world that remains. It's surprisingly decent.  (8/2/11)

The soul is the single greatest threat to the Visitor species.

V FOR VITRIOL

1983 saw the TV debut of the Visitors, alien invaders with a hunger for human flesh... and in 2009, they returned in a modern reboot. Unfortunately, while the show began well enough, it later became very, very stupid.  (1/16/11)

Distressed confusion!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON!!!

I wasn't really into the Twilight series before I saw this movie, but The Twilight Saga: New Moon has truly made a fan of me. Keep reading to find out why this is a brilliant film -- and the best vampire movie ever made.  (4/1/10)

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

SAY IT AIN'T SO, SARAH JANE!!!

Her younger days were full of funky fashion fun, but Sarah Jane's found a common look in her old age. In the Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! finale, Mickey Glitter gives us one last tour of Miss Smith's wardrobe.  (1/25/10)

Whoa... you'd think those coins had naked lioness hybrid things on them or something.

BUMBLELION IS IN THE MONEY!!!

In this summary review of the "Wuzzles" episode "In the Money", we see how wealth can transform a likeable guy into a total jerk. We also see how disturbingly messed up the land of Wuz and its inhabitants are.  (1/25/10)

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THE RISE OF COBRA!!! (Or not...)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra recently debuted in theaters to not-so-stellar reviews... but what does Scary-Crayon have to say about this latest film adaptation of a beloved 1980s cartoon and Hasbro toyline? Find out here!  (8/13/09)

Say it ain't so, Sarah Jane!

WHAT HAPPENED, SARAH JANE?!

In the latest installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!, Mickey Glitter sadly reports that Sarah Jane has been replaced by a horrible alien clone with awful fashion sense. Please come back to us, Sarah Jane!  (6/14/09)

These lucky people probably didn't have to watch this movie.

TERMINATOR DAMNATION

After six years and a terrible third film, those futuristic killer cyborgs are back in theaters with Terminator Salvation! Alas, as our review of the movie notes, this mess is far inferior to the robots' recent television exploits.  (6/14/09)

Because having a brainwashed sex slave impersonate your dead wife is soooo hawt.

DOLLHOUSE IS STILL LAME

Despite increasing praise from both 'net critics and fans, "Dollhouse" is not getting better. In fact, it's become quite hateful in its implicit approval of slavery and sex trafficking and shallow treatment of deep topics. Ugh.  (4/28/09)

Scarred and gorgeous.

REFLECTIONS ON DOLLHOUSE

The Internet fanboys hail Joss Whedon as some kind of infallible creative deity, but "Dollhouse" is hardly inspiring stuff. Given the show's multiple shortcomings, I can't see myself even growing to like it... let alone love it.  (3/3/09)

"El-drad MUST live!"

MAXIMUM FASHION FASCINATION!

It's true: Mickey Glitter has returned with a new installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!... wherein we see the culmination of young Sarah Jane's cumulative fashion growth. Perfection, thy name is Andy Pandy.  (1/25/09)

You don't want to know what this bear does.

THE WORST. SHOW. EVER. SRSLY.

Should you choose to click this link, you'll find a scathing review of the worst and most vile television program I have ever seen. EVER. Also, there are screencaps, so this article probably isn't work safe. Ugh.  (1/12/09)

Scorpio sphinx in a moth-eaten dress.

FERVID FASHIONISTA FIXATION!!!

It's time for more Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! In Mickey's third installment, we see the lovely Miss Smith don everything from pink sailor suits to stained Victorian linens. Quite an eclectic sense of style, eh?  (9/3/08)

So easy to look at, so hard to define.

SARAH JANE'S NEW CLOTHES!!!

Mickey Glitter is back with more funky fashion analysis in Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! Part Two -- in which we see that Sarah actually developed a sense of style in the company of the Fourth Doctor. Rejoice!  (7/18/08)

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