For the record, Wes supports marriage equality. He's unlikely to vote for Rick Santorum, or any candidate who panders to the religious right on the issue. Even so, the issue isn't THAT important to him... (1/31/12)
A Dusty Plastic HELLside Xmas!
'Tis the season day (or one of them) -- and, in Dusty Plastic HELLside #XM2011 (get it?) we mark the occasion with a goofy reinterpreted nativity scene and a couple of holiday cards. Best wishes to you and yours. (12/25/11)
In Dusty Plastic HELLside #30, Wes attends a party! And receives compliments! Or not. If you can learn to execute this technique properly, you'll probably become a certified Mackster of the Universe. (12/16/11)
In Dusty Plastic HELLside #29, Wes learns a valuable life lesson! Or maybe it's not all that valuable -- it's certainly not (necessarily) deep -- but it's probably good to keep in mind! And the messenger is pretty awesome. (12/5/11)
More pony stuff in Dusty Plastic HELLside #28, which guest stars artist Kevin Bolk! As a hoofed monstrosity with a swishy tail and a mane, no less. And there's also... ugh, just click through and see for yourself. (12/2/11)
Is this another first? Let's suppose it is. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #27, My Little Pony first surfaces on Scary-Crayon with the debut of Pinkie Pie! And look! She's been joined by two otherworldly visitors. Waitasec... (9/15/11)
Job security isn't terribly great for action figures. With new versions of characters constantly being released, there's always a danger of being replaced in a given collection! So it goes in Dusty Plastic HELLside #26... (8/5/11)
Our clever canine pal is BACK in Dusty Plastic HELLside #25! In this installment, Wes and that discerning dog Bacardi discuss the warning invariably stated in every erectile dysfunction drug advertisement ever. (7/15/11)
Scary-Crayon (finally) returns with all-new content for the masses in Dusty Plastic HELLside #24! In this quick toy comic, the Doctor offers a different retort to House's heap big menacin' words in "The Doctor's Wife." (7/15/11)
The unstoppable Juggernaut is back and spoiling for a fight in Dusty Plastic HELLside #23! I don't care who he's facing -- I pity the fool standing opposite this behemoth's mighty crimson-banded fists. (4/15/11)
What would you do with the awesome power of Cyttorak? Take a bite out of crime? Pacify the Middle East? Bring the world to its knees? Cain Marko's first order of business was beating up a bald, crippled academic. (2/18/11)
When vile villains commit contemptible color crimes, call on Rainbow Brite to make things right! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #21, she arrives to aid the green mutant ninja teens... two of whom ain't lookin' so green. (11/9/10)
In Dusty Plastic HELLside #20 -- a beautiful scene from contributor Hero -- we find a lone Autobot in the midst of an enemy surge. Which side will emerge victorious? View the image and judge for yourself! (10/26/10)
When Adora cried, "For the honor of Greyskull!" fabulous secrets were revealed to her... but none of them helped her to hide that gaping hole in her forehead! Hordak offers a solution in Dusty Plastic HELLside #19. (7/12/10)
It's been a while, but we're back with some quick content in Dusty Plastic HELLside #18 -- which is also the first of many Cyber Shredder appearances on Scary-Crayon. I don't think Splinter's too pleased about that... (6/22/10)
Young love and dreams of parenthood surface amidst the gloom of Rapture in Dusty Plastic HELLside #17! I don't think it's a great place to raise kids, though... Splicers are even worse than NAMBLA members. (4/6/10)
It's a case of mistaken identity in Dusty Plastic HELLside #16, as Iron Man encounters none other than Scarlett! But Scarlett who? And who's inside that armor -- Tony Stark or Robert Downey Jr.? This is quite confusing. (3/26/10)
When the Most Powerful Man in the Universe comes to town, Skeletor's forces hide in fear. However, evil isn't the only thing in danger when He-Man's around... as we see in Dusty Plastic HELLside #15. (3/26/10)























































