Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92 is more of a test run and intermission — just something to say that we haven’t forgotten about Krang’s unfinished quest from ’04. Expect new techniques when we get around to it! (1/10/07)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91!
Imagine a snack aisle with Rachel Ray staring at you from almost every box with her beady eyes and Smylex-induced grin. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91 reveals that her recipes aren’t as great as she’d like to think. (12/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90!
The Jagun Fighters return! Their simplicity makes them ideal for Hot Flashes, see. Anyway, in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90, Yamaru and, um, uh… Leech discuss the Hostess truck. The slogan is real, by the way. (12/11/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89!
The title’s kinda redundant, but who cares! Scary-Crayon brings you more psuedo Halloween-themed goodness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89, which features more ghosts. DINOSAUR ghosts. RAWR. (10/16/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88!
Lots of things are scary, but creepy little girls with too much hair do not belong to that class. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88, then, is basically our way of saying WE DID NOT LIKE The Ring. But with goofy art! (10/16/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87!
So now they’ve got these new cell phone plans that give you free anytime minutes to your five favorite people. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87, we observe a scene involving just such a plan! With ghosts. (10/5/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86!
Don’t think too hard about Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86 — there’s nothing deep happening here. But isn’t it interesting what you can see and overhear in public? A ninja is always aware of his/her surroundings. (9/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85! is terrible, but don’t you dare pretend that you’ve never wondered if it would be possible! Especially if you’re familiar with the Teen Titans comics. The Changeling is a freaky freak. (8/19/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84 is intended to be more of a commentary on nerd identity and behavior in general, but I focused the dialogue on Superman because of the recent release of his latest film. Yes yes yes. (7/12/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83!
I don’t know about you, but “conversations” like the one depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83 fucking make my head hurt. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE KINDS OF STORIES??? I hate my life. (6/27/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82!
And Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82 marks the first appearance of DALEKS on Scary-Crayon. Don’t you wish you lived in a stylish hydrant thingy with shiny balls and lasers and outdated speech software? I do. (6/11/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81!
The evil Shredder welcomes the opportunity to crush his enemies in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81, but does he possess the necessary equipment for dispatching his reptilian foes? His buddy Hun isn’t too sure… (5/8/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!
After catching Silent Hill the other night, I had the pleasure of chatting with one of its most impressive stars: Pyramid Head. Check out our brief interview with this fashionable monster in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80! (4/27/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79!
Yeah, I’m still upset about the modifications they made to Juggernaut for X3 — and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79, you can see why. Vinnie Jones may look like a lot of things in that getup, but he’s no Cain Marko. (3/23/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78!
It’s time for more knock-knockin’ humor with one of our favorite fathers in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78! Join Master Splinter atop a New York City rooftop as he once again shows us what a funny guy he is. (2/21/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76, the Street Fighters return to Scary-Crayon to spread their code for the benefit of all within earshot! Will Ken finally understand? Maybe a knock-knock joke will get the point across! (2/16/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77!
More out-of-order Hot Flashes, because we can do that. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77, we revisit the subject of Brokeback Mountain with a new interpretation involving a budding love between two superheroes. (2/10/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #75!
I don’t know what’s more shocking — the fact that this film actually came out of Hollywood or the fact that it’s actually garnering rave reviews and winning awards. IT’S A MOVIE ABOUT FREAKIN’ GAY COWBOYS! Unreal. (2/6/06)