Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!
Coming up with amusing content isn’t always easy (as you can probably tell from all of the unfunny stuff on the site!), but somehow Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41 emerged from the dearth of my creativity. Enjoy. (5/25/05)
And much to the horror of superstitious folks everywhere, Scary-Crayon’s got a special FRIDAY the 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash! to celebrate this most ominous of hell-idays! Mr. Jones, the floor is yours. (5/13/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40!
Since May 7 is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, Scary-Crayon’s featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40! But while comic characters don’t really shop in the store, idiots like this are fairly common. (5/6/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!
The final run of bookstore comics marches along with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39! Here, Wes checks out a rather, er, corpulent customer. Not a big deal, but maybe she should’ve gotten a fitness book instead! (4/29/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!
So Wes isn’t working at the bookstore anymore, but he’s still got a whole slew of booksellin’ life comics that have yet to be posted! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38, Wes meets a customer with… a good point. (4/25/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!
We know you’ve been holding your breath in anticipation, but Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37 is HERE! This installment offers up inquisitive times with Ravager and that vampire with soul, Angel! Not Spike. (4/15/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!
It’s time once again for another session with that manic depressive undead dude known only as the Suicidal Nosferatu! In this second installment, the poor fellow talks about a new taste sensation he recently tried. (4/2/05)
HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here’s a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It’s like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday. (3/27/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!
More fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book — Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35! (3/27/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!
It’s back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too. (3/25/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!
It’s time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one! (3/23/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!
And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin’ with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text… call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes. (3/21/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!
Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It’s actually kinda cute if you think about it. (3/19/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!
No, it’s not the second part of Krang’s search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul. (3/17/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!
On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series — The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind. (3/15/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!
Wes’s adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What? (3/14/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love — the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know. (3/11/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!
So, who’s up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes — it’s time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk. (3/9/05)