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Is it shamelessly vain to go around paying people to draw pictures of you... or do such actions stem from something deeper? Let us ponder this question as we explore the motivations behind the Wes Portrait Project. (1/28/11)
On April 1st, 2010, Scary-Crayon was seized by fiendish funsters and transformed into Clown-Crayon! Relive the horror wrought by Killjoy, Pennywise, Odd Bob, and other hellish harlequins on that terrifying day. (4/1/10)
G.I. JOE SIGMA 6 VALENTINES!!!
Apparently -- for one day out of the year -- the G.I. Joe and Cobra forces make love, not war! In this feature, guest author Monte Williams treats us to a delightful valentine-themed toy photography narrative. (7/18/09)
...and they're all on the spine-chilling CD that is The Story of Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman! Read on, lest the disc's malformed monster, nefarious nosferatu, and wistful werewolves find their way... to your town. (6/1/09)
I don't even listen to the radio, but it has been my extreme misfortune to have overheard Beyoncé's awful new song, "Diva," multiple times during the past week. What makes it so bad? Oh ho ho... just keep reading. (2/15/09)
...humans and dinosaurs lived side by side. That's what's shown in the Sight & Sound Theatres retelling of Genesis 1-4, anyway! In this review several attractions in Lancaster County, PA, we highlight the absurdity of it all. (9/19/08)
Yeah, we missed April Fool's Day last year, but we did get a quick commemorative gag off for 2008 -- our pal Bacardi eating to a fun banjo tune! If you haven't seen it (or want to check it out again!), you know where to click. (4/1/08)
That's right -- Scary-Crayon is now taking submissions! Well, we always kinda sorta were, but now it's officially official. Wanna submit? Read the lengthy guidelines first so you know just what you're getting into. (1/4/08)
In 1/3 of a triple-team-up feature with Alligator Juice and Pop Arena (!!!), Scary-Crayon spotlights its selections for the best and worst of 2006. You won't find any politics, but you will find Doritos, dogs, and Daleks! (1/15/07)
Though the holiday has come and gone, we nevertheless bring you the five SCARIEST 49¢ Thanksgiving cards we could find. Intelligent turkeys, freaky triple-chinned ladies, and other horrors abound in this late review! (11/30/06)
And after a long month of waiting, Skaro-Crayon returns with Genesis of the Homemade Daleks: Part 2! If you've ever wanted a nifty Dalek figure that opened up to reveal the fearsome Kaled mutant within, read on. (8/30/06)
Dalekmania continues on Scary-Crayon with a rare arts 'n' crafts feature: Genesis of the Homemade Daleks: Part 1! Join us for one (mostly) kid-friendly method of creating a 3" Dalek. In part 2, we'll explore another! (7/26/06)
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, BK BOSS!!!
And no, that doesn't stand for Burger King! For this year's annual Father's Day tribute, we honor Buraiking Boss -- the principal protagonist of the Casshan animes and the 2004 live action film. All hail Buraiking! (6/18/06)
In what's becoming a holiday tradition on Scary-Crayon, we take time out this Sunday to look at four utterly terrifying 39¢ Easter cards and an additional offering from outside the Christian section. It's scary stuff. (4/16/06)
For April Fool's Day 2006, Scary-Crayon descended into horror and madness and became Disney-Crayon! Does anybody else remember when the stuff Disney produced was actually good? I really miss those days. (4/1/06)
It's Valentine's Day, minna-san -- and in the interest of helping you to plan tonight's bedroom activities, your old pal Wes has taste-tested several of LifeStyles' flavored condom offerings. Read on for the full review! (2/13/06)
Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE.
Hope y'all had a happy holiday, everyone! But now that you've drunk your eggnog and eaten your fill of festive cheer, it's time for a big fat slice of truth. And here it is, kiddies: Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE. (12/30/05)
Last time, we examined scary 39¢ Halloween cards. Now, we apply our analytical skill to The Five SCARIEST 39¢ Christmas Cards! If you don't think that Christmas cards can be scary, you haven't read this article yet. (12/19/05)
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