Bits & Pieces

Pssst... Sci-Fi Speed Dating costs $20.


Yep -- Sci-Fi Speed Dating is a thing, and Wes experienced it at Awesome Con 2015. Despite the nifty name, it's way less futuristic than it sounds. (Also, it totally costs money. I think that's supposed to be a secret.)  (6/6/15)


Dusty Plastic HELLside #43!

New comic? New comic. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #43 -- which, by the way, is totally based on a true story -- we see why Wes prefers to avoid nightclubs. Things get waaay too dramatic in nightclubs, son.  (5/13/14)

"to kiss Donatello"

Crayon Poetry Corner #15

In this poem -- "to kiss Donatello" -- we join a woman as she reflects on her upbringing and memories of the TMNT. There aren't any NSFW images, but expect weird looks from your boss if he/she reads over your shoulder.  (2/14/14)

Now you're just somebody that I used to know...


We all regret things. What do you regret? I know what I regret. This article is about that road not taken that we wish we had taken -- it is about regret. That's "regret," not "egret." There are no leggy birds in this article.  (5/25/13)

Even the wind is on George's side.

Paperman can go to heck.

Special for Valentine's Day, here's a review of Paperman -- the Disney short that's garnered heaps of critical acclaim and multiple award nominations just for being so flippin' adorable. Wes kinda hates it, though.  (2/14/13)

One part man, one part mutt, Dogpound is ALL evil!


In this video review (our first, kinda!) we take a long look at Dogpound from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon line. The figure's far from perfect, but it's still a fun and worthy addition to your TMNT collection.  (2/6/13)

Leonardo + Karai = penetration

Dusty Plastic HELLside #42!

Last week, Karai made her debut on the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 'toon... and she and Leonardo made with the flirting within moments of meeting each other. Seriously -- it was sooooo obvious.  (2/6/13)

It's called... what?

Dusty Plastic HELLside #41!

Peer into the not-so-dark recesses of Wes's unconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELLside #41! In this strip -- based on actual (dreamed) events! -- Wes chats with a friend about the nature of her latest home brew.  (1/29/13)


Dusty Plastic HELLside #40!

Hurray for guest appearances! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #40, we learn that Wes could probably be delayed by a "pretty please" and a pile of rice on the floor. Garlic, on the other hand, just makes him more powerful.  (1/15/13)

She'll put a spell on you...

Bratzillaz: Cloetta Spelletta!

If you thought we couldn't stoop lower than My Little Pony love, BEHOLD: Scary-Crayon now reviews Bratz dolls. In our defense, the Bratzillaz subline looks pretty wicked -- as you'll see in this review of Cloetta Spelletta.  (12/05/12)

"Curse you, American voters!"


With President Obama's reelection, a lot of folks are very unhappy... including Lord Ha'ntaan, the Rat King. In Dusty Plastic HELL #8, Donatello questions the ruler of rodents regarding his support for Romney's candidacy!  (11/8/12)

Something evil's watching over you...


When Dr. Curtis Connors experimented with reptile DNA, he never imagined that he would become one of Spidey's deadliest foes: the Lizard! Here's our review of the 6-inch figure from Hasbro's Amazing Spider-Man line.  (11/4/12)

Kickin' back with Drac.

A HELLside Halloween!!!

Just a quick 'n' creepy edition of Dusty Plastic HELLside to wish y'all a happy Halloween! The spooky never stops on SC, but we still hope the y'all enjoy this special night and don't get too sick from candy and BLOOD.  (10/31/12)

Repent -- before it's too late!


Evangelical churches might not be big on Halloween, but they have Judgement House -- a walk-through drama that takes attendees on a journey through Heaven and Hell. It's actually pretty darned fascinating.  (10/25/12)

The path to power begins with a step.


Since it's never too early to start planning for next year's San Diego Comic-Con, Scary-Crayon takes a look back at the nifty stuff that was on display in the Petco Park parking lot during SDCC 2012. HAIL SHREDDER!  (10/12/12)

He's a party dude.

Dusty Plastic HELLside #39!

At last, the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures from Playmates are hitting shelves in numbers! But as many have noted -- and as we see here -- these dudes don't quite fit into an existing 6" figure setup.  (8/18/12)

Groupon is here for you.

A Crayon Haiku #140!

In A Crayon Haiku #140, we see that Groupon isn't just about offering deals on Asian food and boat rentals -- the company also aims to aid customers who need someone to listen. If you need help, contact Groupon.  (7/29/12)



While we weren't able to get any of the exclusive toys we'd hoped to acquire at SDCC 2012, we didn't return empty handed. In this article, we highlight the figures we were able to haul off of the convention floor.  (7/22/12)

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