Special for Valentine's Day, here's a review of Paperman -- the Disney short that's garnered heaps of critical acclaim and multiple award nominations just for being so flippin' adorable. Wes kinda hates it, though. (2/14/13)
In this video review (our first, kinda!) we take a long look at Dogpound from the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon line. The figure's far from perfect, but it's still a fun and worthy addition to your TMNT collection. (2/6/13)
Last week, Karai made her debut on the 2012 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 'toon... and she and Leonardo made with the flirting within moments of meeting each other. Seriously -- it was sooooo obvious. (2/6/13)
Peer into the not-so-dark recesses of Wes's unconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELLside #41! In this strip -- based on actual (dreamed) events! -- Wes chats with a friend about the nature of her latest home brew. (1/29/13)
Hurray for guest appearances! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #40, we learn that Wes could probably be delayed by a "pretty please" and a pile of rice on the floor. Garlic, on the other hand, just makes him more powerful. (1/15/13)
Bratzillaz: Cloetta Spelletta!
If you thought we couldn't stoop lower than My Little Pony love, BEHOLD: Scary-Crayon now reviews Bratz dolls. In our defense, the Bratzillaz subline looks pretty wicked -- as you'll see in this review of Cloetta Spelletta. (12/05/12)
With President Obama's reelection, a lot of folks are very unhappy... including Lord Ha'ntaan, the Rat King. In Dusty Plastic HELL #8, Donatello questions the ruler of rodents regarding his support for Romney's candidacy! (11/8/12)
When Dr. Curtis Connors experimented with reptile DNA, he never imagined that he would become one of Spidey's deadliest foes: the Lizard! Here's our review of the 6-inch figure from Hasbro's Amazing Spider-Man line. (11/4/12)
Just a quick 'n' creepy edition of Dusty Plastic HELLside to wish y'all a happy Halloween! The spooky never stops on SC, but we still hope the y'all enjoy this special night and don't get too sick from candy and BLOOD. (10/31/12)
Evangelical churches might not be big on Halloween, but they have Judgement House -- a walk-through drama that takes attendees on a journey through Heaven and Hell. It's actually pretty darned fascinating. (10/25/12)
Since it's never too early to start planning for next year's San Diego Comic-Con, Scary-Crayon takes a look back at the nifty stuff that was on display in the Petco Park parking lot during SDCC 2012. HAIL SHREDDER! (10/12/12)
At last, the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures from Playmates are hitting shelves in numbers! But as many have noted -- and as we see here -- these dudes don't quite fit into an existing 6" figure setup. (8/18/12)
In A Crayon Haiku #140, we see that Groupon isn't just about offering deals on Asian food and boat rentals -- the company also aims to aid customers who need someone to listen. If you need help, contact Groupon. (7/29/12)
While we weren't able to get any of the exclusive toys we'd hoped to acquire at SDCC 2012, we didn't return empty handed. In this article, we highlight the figures we were able to haul off of the convention floor. (7/22/12)
Even more cosplayers, this time from Day 3 of the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con. In this collection of costumed con attendees, you'll find a horrific horse head, super fighting robots, assembled Avengers, and more! (7/15/12)
Another day, another set of cosplayers at the 2012 San Diego Comic-Con! Click through to check out a selection of cool costumes and to read Wes's odd and hopefully occasionally humorous comments. (7/14/12)
Night Shadow Leonardo -- Playmates' TMNT contribution to the SDCC exclusive madness -- is among the more difficult items to obtain at SDCC 2012. But before you weep or resort to eBay, read this review. (7/13/12)
We're really going to be all about the TMNT content during SDCC -- 'cause for us, they're the greatest thing about the con! Check out the first turtle-rific entry with this quick look at the exhibit hall TMNT displays. (7/13/12)























































