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Heroes, heroes, whatcha gonna do... whatcha gonna do when the Legion of Doom comes for you?! Behold the state of the wicked team in A Crayon Haiku #77 -- along with a bonus Salvation Run-related haiku. (5/1/08)
Thirty years after her stint with the Doctor, Sarah Jane Smith returns in "The Sarah Jane Adventures"! And to make an enjoyable program even more fun, we've created a drinking game you can play while you watch. (4/11/08)
King Kong returns to Scary-Crayon -- this time in the first of a two-part Kong figure review! Here, we look at three of the 6" Kongs as well as the 11" Roaring Kong. Don't be fooled: some Kongs are better than others! (4/7/08)
In A Crayon Haiku #76, Jimmy rightfully blasts Clark for rejecting Chloe on "Smallville". Sure, it's the Silver Age Jimmy Olsen figure and Clark hasn't actually become Superman on the show, but it's still a valid jab. (4/7/08)
Yeah, we missed April Fool's Day last year, but we did get a quick commemorative gag off for 2008 -- our pal Bacardi eating to a fun banjo tune! If you haven't seen it (or want to check it out again!), you know where to click. (4/1/08)
In this awesome guest review, Tresob Yr of the Star Wars Action Figure Theater gives us a firsthand look at the unlicensed Kabaya Transformer Metroplex model. There's even a bonus mini-comic, so check it out! (3/18/08)
Do you realize that three of the last five haikus have been about Grodd? Including this one, make that four out of the last six -- 'cause that evil man-eating ape is back again in A Crayon Haiku #75! Fear the super-gorilla. (3/18/08)
We're convinced that "Smallville" is the worst live-action show based on a comic book superhero to date -- that JLA pilot can't be worse -- yet we've still been watching it lately. Why, you ask? The answer is simple. (3/3/08)
Why does the DC universe have so many gorillas?! In A Crayon Haiku #73, we see the latest Kong destined to join the ranks of our DC roster. It's only a matter of time before we get to Solovar and the Ultra-Humanite. (2/26/08)
The new Series 2 Madballs aren't in stores yet -- but since Basic Fun was kind enough to send us a preview set, we're bringing you an advance review! This wave has its pluses and minuses, but the kids should dig it. (2/18/08)
Yes, Gorilla Grodd is back AGAIN... and in A Crayon Haiku #72, he's brought something with him! Could this be the beginning of a Legion of Doom plot to subdue humanity through germ warfare? We certainly hope not! (2/14/08)
Grodd proves that you can't keep an evil gorilla down -- and that, like in comic books and on Super Friends, his appearance has been known to change considerably -- in A Crayon Haiku #71. I love the purple cape. (1/30/08)
Animals attack in A Crayon Haiku #70! Gorilla Grodd's not devouring hostages or hurling cars through buildings this time around, but he's still a pretty dangerous customer... especially if you're a member of the fairer sex. (1/29/08)
...together! There have been plenty of amazing comic book crossovers, but none so unlikely as the 1987 meeting of the Care Bears and the Madballs. Intrigued? Then check it out here, but beware: awful puns abound. (1/26/08)
In the last haiku, we saw the DC heroes defeated by an evil new member of the toy collection. Today, we learn that he is not alone! Together... just the two of them... they will discover the secret of the anti-life equation. (1/25/08)
Short fiction returns to Scary-Crayon with an all-new story entitled "The Lion That Wore Glasses"! Well, technically it's an old story, but still. And no, the title's not trying to be clever: it really is about a glasses-wearing lion. (1/20/08)
The formerly hero-centric (sorta; the 'zarro twins mean well!) DC Comics action figure collection of Scary-Crayon is rocked by the arrival of its latest addition in A Crayon Haiku #68. Let the universe howl in despair! (1/18/08)
That's right -- Scary-Crayon is now taking submissions! Well, we always kinda sorta were, but now it's officially official. Wanna submit? Read the lengthy guidelines first so you know just what you're getting into. (1/4/08)
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