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It’s been a while, but we’re back with some quick content in Dusty Plastic HELLside #18 — which is also the first of many Cyber Shredder appearances on Scary-Crayon. I don’t think Splinter’s too pleased about that… (6/22/10)
Young love and dreams of parenthood surface amidst the gloom of Rapture in Dusty Plastic HELLside #17! I don’t think it’s a great place to raise kids, though… Splicers are even worse than NAMBLA members. (4/6/10)
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON!!!
I wasn’t really into the Twilight series before I saw this movie, but The Twilight Saga: New Moon has truly made a fan of me. Keep reading to find out why this is a brilliant film — and the best vampire movie ever made. (4/1/10)
On April 1st, 2010, Scary-Crayon was seized by fiendish funsters and transformed into Clown-Crayon! Relive the horror wrought by Killjoy, Pennywise, Odd Bob, and other hellish harlequins on that terrifying day. (4/1/10)
It’s a case of mistaken identity in Dusty Plastic HELLside #16, as Iron Man encounters none other than Scarlett! But Scarlett who? And who’s inside that armor — Tony Stark or Robert Downey Jr.? This is quite confusing. (3/26/10)
When the Most Powerful Man in the Universe comes to town, Skeletor’s forces hide in fear. However, evil isn’t the only thing in danger when He-Man’s around… as we see in Dusty Plastic HELLside #15. (3/26/10)
“Get in gear” takes on new meaning as Eka Darville — the RPM Red Ranger — assumes the role of a gay slave in “Spartacus: Blood and Sand.” Beware of spoilers: his fate is revealed in Dusty Plastic HELLside #14. (3/9/10)
Watch out: Miss Sarah Jane Smith is back again and on the prowl! Is she searching for blue police boxes? Busting alien scum? Or engaging in acts decidedly less heroic? Fnd out in Dusty Plastic HELLside #13! (2/19/10)
There are a lot of great, instructive children’s stories — but The Little Rabbit Who Wanted Red Wings is not one of them. In this summary review, Wes points out just what’s wrong with this tale… and offers a new ending. (1/31/10)
For the honor of Grayskull, she is She-Ra! Well, she’s still Adora in this comic, but that’s beside the point. In Dusty Plastic HELLside #12, the Princess of Power finds herself faced with the Strongest Woman in the World. (1/31/10)
SAY IT AIN’T SO, SARAH JANE!!!
Her younger days were full of funky fashion fun, but Sarah Jane’s found a common look in her old age. In the Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! finale, Mickey Glitter gives us one last tour of Miss Smith’s wardrobe. (1/25/10)
Once again, Scary-Crayon returns to the forgotten days of DOS gaming for a look at the “classic” fighting game Body Blows. Alas, “classic” is in quotation marks because this game — despite its strengths — is pretty bad. (1/25/10)
In this summary review of the “Wuzzles” episode “In the Money”, we see how wealth can transform a likeable guy into a total jerk. We also see how disturbingly messed up the land of Wuz and its inhabitants are. (1/25/10)
Look out! Those menacing Triceratons are back in Dusty Plastic HELLside #11, but this time their target isn’t the Federation or the Ninja Turtles. No, today they’ve set their sights on someone far more stylish. (1/25/10)
Alice Cullen is one hot dead girl.
We’re not big on the Twilight series here at Scary-Crayon, but we always appreciate a sexy goth girl in miniature! And while the media that spawned her sucks, the New Moon Alice Cullen is an attractive figure indeed. (1/21/10)
We don’t typically go for girls’ dolls, but the Juku Couture Audrina doll might just change that! With stylish clothes and articulation to rival most action figures, Audrina is far more entertaining than your average boy toy. (1/14/10)
Even so, the horns aren’t the most striking feature of the Full Throttle Triceratops Ranger — it’s his wicked stylish jacket. Even without decent articulation, cool accessories, and a great price, this figure would be cool. (12/6/09)
Rude, cruel, and needlessly violent, the sixth Doctor was easily the most loathsome of the character’s incarnations. As such, it’s almost fitting that the exclusive sixth Doctor regeneration figure is so disappointing. (11/18/09)
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