BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS!!!

Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It’s quick and dirty, but be thankful — a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard.  (4/14/04)

THE TMNT ANIME: EPISODE 2!!!

At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews the second episode of “Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen” in full — with nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. Yep. Might be overkill, but you can’t say we skimped on it.  (3/30/04)

CREEPY FREAKS CARTOON!!!

In the mood for something kinda…strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt.  (2/21/04)

OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM.

Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn’t “WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?” Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it.  (2/3/04)

NINJA TURTLES ANIME!!!

I can’t even begin to describe this one. A three-part Scary-Crayon review of episode one of the two-episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime, “Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen”. It’s amazing.  (1/25/04)

Sergio Lapel’s Drawing Blood…

Vampires are awesome, but this movie is not. A Scary-Crayon review of one of the absolute worst movies you’ll ever see, with or without vampires. But it’s a Troma film, so what were you expecting?  (1/25/04)