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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4!
If even a Yale degree is worthless in today’s wretched job market, what hope is there for a failed supervillain? But wait! Perhaps Leviathan’s minions have an opening…? Enter Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4! (10/29/04)
Quick update. First, perceptive readers will notice that I’ve changed the header text in the articles block — “Leave in Pieces” didn’t make much sense to me. And of course we’ve got Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4! Enjoy! And assuming that work doesn’t kill me and I actually find the time, I hope to have an election special up in the next few days. So stay tuned to Scary-Crayon!
Sometimes, when we’re bored at work, the ancient joys of MS Paint are all we have. In A Crayon Haiku #18, we learn that things of beauty can be created in such moments… happy things to make hearts sing. (10/26/04)
Have you ever walked in a bathroom, seen some people loitering in there, and thought to yourself, “Okay, just what the fuck are these guys doing in here???” They may have been waiting around to sniff your shit. (10/26/04)
As you can see, the new layout is up! Give us a shout if you like it. Or if you don’t. Or if something’s not working right. Mmmkay? We’ve got a couple of new pieces too, so be sure to check those out. And thanks for continuing to visit Scary-Crayon!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3!
Join Wes at work in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3! We sell lots of dirty magazines at the bookstore, but we find almost as many removed from their plastic and hidden in unlikely places about the store. Rah. (10/19/04)
Psst… for all three of you who actually read what I write in this block, here’s a sneak preview of SC’s slightly new and improved layout. It probably won’t go up for another week or so, but other than having graphics for header text and a few other minor changes (for example, the complete removal of the Section Archives block), it’ll look just like that. Click any of the non-working links (indicated by the strikethrough) to come back here. And please send me an e-mail if you have problems viewing the pages. Thanks!
Having trouble figuring out whether that man in your life is truly interested? Forget He’s Just Not Into You — turn to Scary-Crayon’s He’s Not Fucking Into You for the answers! A must-read for women everywhere. (10/13/04)
FINALLY, we’ve got a new article up — He’s Not Fucking Into You — which also inadvertently contains a preview of the site’s updated look. I just haven’t gotten around to updating the main and archive pages yet. 😛 Anyway, stay tuned for that! And for more content and stuff, too.
On October 5, 2004, one of the funniest men who ever lived passed away. Join Scary-Crayon as we salute the comic legend Rodney Dangerfield with this special edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash. (10/8/04)
Observant as he is, Wes sees many depressing things in his travels — for instance, dirty bastards who spit on the sidewalk for no fucking reason. Instead of killing them, he wrote this poem. “Filthy Camels” is the title. (10/8/04)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #2!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #2, we find that at least one of the Turtles enjoys eating something other than pizza. Well! This “Hot Flash” segment name is turning out to be more appropriate than we’d intended. (10/4/04)
