Scary-Crayon presents... A Crayon Haiku #86, 87, and 88

And now, Scary-Crayon presents... A Crayon Haiku

by: Wes

ADAMANTIUM RAGE

Damnit, Wolverine --
you made me slice my finger!
Hasbro strikes again.

~don't take your love away from me~

Somebody save me,
because now I like "Smallville"!
And not just for Mack.

I miss "Journeyman." :(

Bloody hell -- "Heroes"
is so fucking awful now.
Please cancel this show.