"April"
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(Sung more/less to the tune of "Angie", originally by The Rolling Stones but subsequently
covered by various artists. This parody follows largely from the Tori Amos version.)
Hey April, April
When will our sorrows melt away?
April, April
I just can't ask you to stay
With my mutant turtle shell
And unpleasant sewage smell
And my lust for pizza pie
Oh, April, oh April
You deserve a normal guy
Oh April, you're beautiful
But ain't it time we said good-bye
Can't go walking before dark
Or have a picnic in the park
And I can't join you in the crowd
April, April
Why is your jumpsuit so loud?
With my mutant turtle shell
And unpleasant sewage smell
I know I don't have much class
Oh April,
I still love you, baby
'Cause everywhere I look
I see your ass
There's not another news reporter
who comes anywhere close to you
Dry those tears from your eyes
Hey April, April
You deserve a normal guy
April
I still love you
Ain't it time we said good-bye?
