Hey, folks! Sorry for the unscheduled hiatus — yadda yadda, these things happen (especially with me). I’m afraid this update isn’t very substantial — it’s just Dusty Plastic HELLside #13 — but hopefully you’ll find it amusing! I’m not sure anyone who’s not familiar with Sarah Jane Smith’s recent activities will get it, but that’s why you’ve got our archives. But in short: Sarah Jane’s a 60-plus-year-old-woman who spends much of her time hanging out with children in her attic under the pretense of investigating alien activity and introducing the kids to “the wonders of the universe.” Oh, and the figure is the new Percy Jackson toy from Jazwares. I might do a full review of it at some point, but suffice it to say that it’s pretty decent for what it is. Could stand to be a dollar or two cheaper, though.

More content on the way (hopefully soon). Among other things, the return of Kain and Wild Boar alien has been photographed! If you don’t know what that means, try checking out some of the very earliest Scary-Crayon Foodstuffs articles. 😉

Aaand since I’ve been away here, I’ve posted some articles over on Articulated Discussion that you might want to give a look! Since Mattel actually sent me a replacement Adora in response to the concerns I voiced in my harsh MOTUC Adora review, I wrote a followup piece. I also wrote an article on action figure modifications — which features some relatively simple tricks and fixes you can try at home! — and the February 16th edition of Bootleg Tuesday. Good stuff!

Alrighty, that’ll do it for this update. Until next time!