August 15, 2005
The Margarita Chicken Bun Meal and DPH: HF #49!

Has it been a full week since the last review? My sincerest apologies! Hopefully you haven’t been too bored in the interim. Anyway, today we’ve got two new pieces for you. First, a brief review of Forkless Gourmet’s Margarita Chicken Bun Meal. I’ve about exhausted all there is to say about the things in a general sense, so I hope you won’t find the remaining Bun Meal review(s) to be too tedious! There’s at least one more scheduled.

And then there’s Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #49! Nowhere near the wrong wrong wrongness of ST@N’s 48th installment, this latest comic brings us back to a work environment — not counting the drawings in the Shit-Sniffers article, it’s the first SC comic based on my experiences working at the community college. How does one get to the second floor? Gee, I wonder! I respond politely and with a smile, but seriously, that’s got to be one of the dumbest questions ever. What makes it worse is that the information window isn’t that far into the building — it’s like people walk in and see that there’s a second level but don’t immediately see stairs and start flipping out because they know they’ve got to get up there but they have no idea how they’re supposed to accomplish that task! As if they’d build a building with no way of accessing the second level. Bloody hell, minna-san, bloody hell.

Okay, I’m done. Seeya next time!

-posted by Wes | 1:00 am | Comments (5)
  • Greg says:

    Ok, that DPH is now offically my favorite! To be sarcastic and mention grappling hooks gets some internal chuckles, but to bring out an actual grappling hook is pure comic gold! Thumbs up and LOL

  • Maria says:

    I would like to know where I can buy the forkless gourmet meals. My store has discontinued them. I live in NJ, 08096 zip code.


  • Wes says:

    Yeah, they’ve gotten pretty scarce around here too. I don’t live in NJ, though, so I dunno what to tell you. I have noticed them popping up in limited quantities in supermarkets, so it’s possible that their dollar store stint was just a testing phase and that soon enough we’ll see them all over for $4 a box. However, despite my love of the Forkless Gourmet, that’s way too much to pay for them.

  • Kevin says:

    Please email me with where you got the ninja bobblehead. I’ve searched for years and you are the only one that finally has it! Please tell me.

  • Wes says:

    Kevin: I’m shooting you a private e-mail to this effect as well, but to answer your question — for everyone who might be interested! — I found the ninja bobblehead in a VCD/DVD shop in New York City’s Chinatown. And I’m not the only one who has it!

    See? :mrgreen:

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