November 21, 2005
The Week of Hot Flashes has begun!

That’s right! I may not have a goddamned thing to be thankful for this holiday season, but hopefully I can give you something to look forward to with a new spam-based Hot Flash this Monday through Friday. And kicking things off, it’s Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59! Note that I could also have drawn this with male deer, but my pockets would’ve had to have been f’n huge to pull that one off.

Aaaand we’ll be back tomorrow with a new Hot Flash and another article! Hint: It stars a vampire and an alien. Excited? Maybe you shouldn’t be…

-posted by Wes | 2:31 am | Comments (6)
  • That was great! That’s really what it sounds like when they say that.

    A spam telling you to rob a bank wouldn’t be any worse than one of those millions of money transfer scams.

  • Molly says:

    I’m noticing an odd trend in the subject of the google ads.

    Clicking anyway.

  • Wes says:

    Yeah, the urine theme is really weird, isn’t it? I may have to write an article researching the reasons for that! I suspect that it stems not only from the lack of text in the Hot Flashes — Google supposedly uses a “smart ad” thingy that targets not just keywords but phrasing and chooses ads accordingly — but from something specifically regarding the phrase “Hot Flash”. “DPH” may have something to do with it as well.

    Upon performing a Google search, I have confirmed that both of these are in fact the case — but I’ll say no more for fear of exhausting that potential article here. 😉

  • Greg says:

    My urine is 100% gone!

  • Molly says:

    It gives me ads with links for alligator-skin purses and shoes.

    Kinda disturbing, google, thanks!

  • LMFAO! Maybe Google’s just messing with us.

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