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Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper…?
Well. It’s kinda hard to know how to begin to introduce this article — and given that we’ve covered some pretty strange material, that means a lot. Let’s just say that it involves eating feces. No, I’m not kidding. (4/30/04)
Clap your hands and rejoice as Scary-Crayon dives under the sea to review The Little Mermaid!!! Not the classic Disney version we all know and love, though. Some other version. It’s okay to be afraid. (4/26/04)
Yep, time for A Crayon Haiku #11. If you don’t know who that is in the image to the left, SOON YOU WILL! These Crayon Haikus don’t really require much in the way of introduction, do they? (4/22/04)
Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won’t you? (4/22/04)
Hiya. Quick note — I just made a few link buttons, so if you wanna link to Scary-Crayon, feel free to use ’em.
The buttons on the right were made with screencaps from Desecration, a truly awful horror movie that I’ll be reviewing whenever I can stand to sit through it again. Also, I’m trying out a simple background. Send an e-mail and lemme know if you like it, ok? :)
Firing up the ol’ time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook. (4/19/04)
Scary-Crayon finally hits the double digits of haiku hard with A Crayon Haiku #10! Well, sorta. We kinda already cheated by bringing #13 out early. Pretend you didn’t notice. Hey, look, Wingnut and Screwloose! (4/17/04)
Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It’s quick and dirty, but be thankful — a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard. (4/14/04)
Hi, Wes here. New (temporary) main page layout. I know, it looks a lot like pretty much every other page with similar content. Why do we all have the same freakin’ layout? I dunno. I’m still doing all of the coding in notepad (ugh), but maybe things’ll change a bit whenever I get a news program employed. Coranto‘s been suggested so far — any other recs?
And do check my blog for more info. It’s not SC-centric, but I do talk a lot about what’s going on with the site over there. And I recently added a commenting function! K?
Scary-Crayon is pleased to bring you the “ninth” edition of A Crayon Haiku. The photo pretty much says it all, but we managed to squeeze a haiku out of it. Yay. So enjoy. Please? (4/8/04)
Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!
It’s time for more culinary insanity with Scary-Crayon’s Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies! Join us for snacktime, won’t you? Usagi Yojimbo, Donatello, and Genghis Frog worked so hard on them, after all… (4/5/04)
In the second installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Wes takes the stage to deliver a silly little number entitled “goth girl”. Any guesses as to what the poem is about? There are a couple of nifty illustrations, too. (4/3/04)
