MADBALLS: ESCAPE FROM ORB!!!

The fun-loving balls with the freakish faces return as Scary-Crayon reviews Madballs: Escape From Orb! Watch as the Madballs cast off the bonds of slavery and take to the stars in search of musical freedom.  (5/31/04)

STUPID INTERNET ADS!

Stupid Internet Ads! You can’t escape ’em, but at the very least you can combat them with the knowledge gleaned from this Scary-Crayon commentary on a handful of recent trends and examples. Free food, anyone?  (5/26/04)

A Crayon Haiku #12!

A Crayon Haiku #12 takes us back to the infancy of your favorite half-shelled heroes and mine, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What secrets will we learn about their origins? Read on to find out!  (5/22/04)

WHITEHALL SANDWICH SLICES!!!

The cheesy fun on Scary-Crayon continues as Splinter and Mummato explore the mysteries of Whitehall pasteurized processed sandwich slices, the imitation cheese that’s more than it seems…  (5/19/04)

A RANDOM LUNCH #3!!!

In A Random Lunch #0, Kain and Wild Boar Alien encountered the horror of cheesy grahams for the first time. In A Random Lunch #3, we learn that history often repeats itself… albeit with slight variations.  (5/16/04)

AENEAS IN DA ‘HOOD!!!

With the release of Troy in theaters, Scary-Crayon brings you a, uh, loose translation and summary of the events that spell DOOM for Troy in Virgil’s Aeneid. Includes pics of He-Man and others for decoration!  (5/13/04)

A MOTHER’S DAY Crayon Haiku!

Sure, Mother’s Day was yesterday, but when have you ever known Scary-Crayon to be punctual? So here’s a special Mother’s Day Crayon Haiku to fill up space warm your heart. Sharks have moms too, y’know.  (5/10/04)

More layout changes! New background, updated look for the archives pages. Also, note the change to the archives links, with the addition of SCARY FACES bullets. If you like ’em, an article about the Scary Faces is forthcoming (I colored some of the scans to make those images), so stay tuned. It’s gonna be massive…

Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!

Scary-Crayon revisits the days when Street Fighter reigned supreme in this review of “The Flame and the Rose”. There’s not a whole lotta wacky within, but at least you’ll get to see SPECIAL MOVES.  (5/7/04)

Crayon Poetry Corner #3!

Scary-Crayon’s dark days continue with the third edition of Crayon Poetry Corner. In this villanelle (!!!) entitled “Grass Cutting in the Dark”, Wes explores the frustration of being made to cut grass…in the dark.  (5/3/04)