Crayon Poetry Corner #6!

GIMME A BEAT! For Crayon Poetry Corner #6, Wes dips into beatnik territory with a new piece entitled “A Vicious Yellow Cycle”. So dim the lights, grab a cup o’ joe, and let us entertain you hip cats for a spell.  (7/27/04)

HELLO! In addition to the new pieces at left, we’ve got five new additions to the links block below: Krazy Larry, Dyslexic Penguin, Poprocks & Coke, qwantz.com (daily dinosaur comics), and Huffin and Puffin. They’re certainly worth checking out (or as much as any of these kinds of sites are worth checking out, I guess), so check ’em out when you get the chance.

And as we’ve said before, feedback is always welcome! Just a reminder.  😛

HALLE BERRY *IS* CATWOMAN!!!

In this illustrated piece, Scary-Crayon relates the story of Halle Berry, the Oscar-winning actress who later went on to star in what is quite possibly the worst superhero movie ever. Excuse my vitriol, please.  (7/24/04)

A Crayon Haiku #15!

A Crayon Haiku #15 is nothing special. It’s very simple. Perhaps too simple. Is some secret meaning lurking in its shimmering, artery-clogging visage? Oh ho ho! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! But don’t inhale.  (7/20/04)

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #4!!!

KRANG RETURNS in Dusty Plastic HELL #4! As we saw previously, the bodiless life just ain’t what it used to be… so Krang sets out to reclaim what was taken from him so long ago. How will he fare? Find out inside!  (7/20/04)

THE SHORE LEAVE REPORT!!!

The annual Shore Leave Sci Fi Convention took place on the weekend of July 9-11 (that’s the 9th through the 11th, not WTC day). Scary-Crayon was there! And now, we present our first ever con report. Check it out!  (7/14/04)

A RANDOM LUNCH #5!!!

Have you ever seen cheese that’s over a year past its expiration date, let alone eaten it? Scary-Crayon’s done both. See for yourself as year-plus-old cheese becomes an ingredient in A Random Lunch #5!  (7/9/04)

WHEN RANGERS MEET TURTLES!!!

Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers ruled the 90s, resulting in many arguments about which team was better and what would happen if they met. But they did meet. Now, Scary-Crayon reviews that historic crossover!  (7/6/04)

SNACK CAKE SUSHI!!!

In this latest Scary-Crayon food piece, we cut up snack cakes and turn the pieces over to make them look like sushi. Yeah, it’s been done before, but never like this… Also starring the cast of Okage: Shadow King!  (7/1/04)

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