And now, Scary-Crayon presents...
A Random Lunch
by: Wes

A (not very) long time ago...''And OMG!'s... DARTH VADER!!!''
''...of the DARK SIDE!!!''''They're kinda old, dude.''
''RESIST HIM, MY SONS!!!''''...just like Akuma and Christopher Walken.''
''If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.''''These things are delicious.''

The Verdict:

Don't try this at home.But at least it's pretty!

Correction, Raph: Twisted Cheetos by themselves are delicious. Twisted Cheetos in milk, on the other hand, are pretty goddamned gross. The texture is reminiscent of soggy Honey Comb -- which isn't too disgusting but is still rather unpleasant -- but coupled with the fact that, following their milk bath, the Cheetos become almost utterly devoid of cheesy flavor, you're pretty much left with tasteless lumps of semi-solid sludge. Yuck-o-rama. While spooning them into my mouth I couldn't shake the feeling that I was eating Cheetos pre-sucked by someone else -- and that's not even the worst of it. By far, the most disgusting part of the experience is the milk, which, despite those old Kraft commercials' emphasis on the compatibility of milk and cheese, manages to taste like liquified funk. The stuff looks pretty cool, mind you, with its pretty pink color and numerous random orange flecks, but don't be fooled -- it's easily one of the worst things I've ever tasted. (Nowhere near as bad as Pup Corn, though.) If you need an alternate filling for a liquid lamp or an empty snowglobe, pink milk with Cheeto powder would certainly make for a creative and unconventional choice, but otherwise I'd steer clear of this foul concoction.

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