And now, Scary-Crayon presents...
a Crayon Song Parody
by: Wes

"Hamato Yoshi"
(sung more/less to the tune of The Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby")

Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles

Hamato Yoshi... Hamato Yoshi
lived in the sewers of New York
with a bunch of pet rats
kept them like cats

Look at him reading
gazing at art in a book
that he found in a drain
here's the refrain

Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're green

Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles

Oroku Saki... Oroku Saki
watched as four turtles fell on
Hamato Yoshi's head
wanted them dead

Piped in some green ooze
but instead of dying they changed
into their present form
not of the norm

Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're green

Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles

Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles Hamato Yoshi
mutated into the form
of a humanoid rat
how about that

And the four turtles
became the green fighting teens
we know and love today
hip-hip hooray

Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're... green

(In case you missed the link in the title, I actually sang the bloody song. Enjoy...)

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