January 2, 2006
Not your 80s Strawberry Shortcake.

Greetings, Crayon fans! Hope you had a great time ringing in the new year and are ready to embark upon another fascinating journey of discovery in blah blah blah yeah whatever, dude. To make the first Monday of the new year a little less sour (or, as you’ll see, perhaps not), however, we’ve got two new pieces for you. First, there’s Strawberry Shortcake…?, which details a retro-inspired dessert created in the final hours of 2005, and then, bringing the haikus into the new year, is A Crayon Haiku #41. Enjoy! And if you were too busy getting wasted and puking all over the place to stop by during the holiday weekend, don’t forget to check out the previous update as well. Until next time!

-posted by Wes | 4:25 am | Comments (4)
  • Calaquin says:

    It takes a brave soul to eat things like this. Just don’t make anything too poisonous that it would prevent you from being able to make other recipes in the future. There are people who depend on you to test these things before they are available to the rest of the world!

  • Caren says:

    Shortcake is not supposed to be replaced with bread! Ewwwwwwww!


  • Molly says:

    That fried bread looks delicious. Can’t say the same for the rest of it, though.

  • Wes says:

    Nor should you, Molly.

    It’s even more horrifying with eggs, though. STAY TUNED!!!

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