A Crayon Haiku #2!

That’s right — it’s the second installment of A Crayon Haiku! This time we visit with Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s been a while since the anime, and Raphael isn’t so super these days…  (1/29/04)

OPRAH WANTS YOUR SOUL.

Apparently January 29th is Oprah’s birthday, so in honor of out of utter contempt for this special Satan-approved day, we bring you the Scary-Crayon review of the Nov. 2003 issue of “O, The Oprah Magazine”!  (1/29/04)

A Crayon Haiku #1!

Let’s kick things off at Scary-Crayon with the first installment of A Crayon Haiku. These things are pretty easy to do, so expect a lot more of ’em. Today’s special guest subject? The Juggernaut.  (1/25/04)

DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE!!!

Alice and Ryoko take on the horrors of hippie vegan cuisine! Will they be able to endure the diabolical Hell that is DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE??? Plus a special cameo appearance by Smudge!  (1/25/04)

TIME FOR TUNA PANCAKES!!!

Hungry? SC takes you for a culinary ride with The Official Scary-Crayon Tuna Pancake Recipe, co-starring Wyrm, Donatello, and Peter Puppy! So come on in… ’cause you know you want some!  (1/25/04)

NINJA TURTLES ANIME!!!

I can’t even begin to describe this one. A three-part Scary-Crayon review of episode one of the two-episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime, “Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen”. It’s amazing.  (1/25/04)

Sergio Lapel’s Drawing Blood…

Vampires are awesome, but this movie is not. A Scary-Crayon review of one of the absolute worst movies you’ll ever see, with or without vampires. But it’s a Troma film, so what were you expecting?  (1/25/04)