That’s right — y’all gather ’round for A Crayon Haiku #5. In this installment, Scary-Crayon takes a look at the character of the noble Triceraton. These descriptions are longer than the haikus themselves. (2/24/04)
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February 24, 2004
Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!
Yep, it’s time for a short filler article that puppeteers you by your heartstrings with Scary-Crayon’s sappy special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff. I challenge you to read it without saying, “Awwww…” at least once. ;P (2/24/04)
February 21, 2004
In the mood for something kinda…strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt. (2/21/04)
February 17, 2004
Yep, THE TOYS ARE BACK in Dusty Plastic HELL #2! This time we visit with some of the less fortunate members of the SC toy family. Come inside, dear reader, and hearken to their tales of woe… (2/17/04)
February 14, 2004
Just in time for Valentine’s Day comes A Crayon Haiku #4, with two haikus for the price of one! The action figures have taken V-Day off to recite bad poetry, but there’s always strange food to write about… (2/14/04)
February 11, 2004
Return to the kitchen with Scary-Crayon to learn the secrets of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Napoleon Bonafrog, Baxter Stockman, and Zoltan demonstrate the esoteric cooking rites. (2/11/04)
February 9, 2004
Yep, it’s time for the third edition of A Crayon Haiku! Tokka and Slash star, along with the author’s mounting suspicion that there’s something odd going on that he can’t quite comprehend… (2/9/04)
February 7, 2004
Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this “prequel” of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence… (2/7/04)
February 3, 2004
Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn’t “WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?” Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it. (2/3/04)
February 1, 2004
The game’s almost over, but Scary-Crayon still comes through with the Superbowl Edition of A Crayon Haiku! This time, on behalf of football players everywhere, Touchdown Leo does the honors. (2/1/04)
Scary-Crayon welcomes you to the debut of another regular (we hope) feature, Dusty Plastic HELL! In this first installment, Godzilla finds himself somewhere… hot. Also starring Tokka and Psyduck! (2/1/04)
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