A Crayon Haiku #17!

As if you didn’t already know, A Crayon Haiku #17 shows that we at Scary-Crayon never paid much attention to our moms when they told us not to play with our food. What’s that, Mom? I can’t hear you.  (9/29/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #1!

Enter Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #1, the first edition of Scary-Crayon’s new webcomic-style featurette. In this first installment, we take a look at a magazine cover mockup based on an upcoming film…  (9/29/04)

LEARN SOME NETIQUETTTE, F00!!!

In this didactic offering, Leatherhead and Donatello go over a few netiquette rules that everyone who browses the web should know. You’d think they’d be obvious… but apparently not everyone does. Think, that is.  (9/24/04)

A RANDOM LUNCH #7!!!

The talking action figures make a triumphant return to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #7! Join Leatherhead, the Turtlebot, and Foodstuffs veteran Wyrm as they combine edible ingredients in eldritch ways.  (9/20/04)

A Toys “R” Us Crayon Haiku!

After taking a week off to check out NEW YAWK CITY, Scary-Crayon returns with A Crayon Haiku: Times Square Toys ”R” Us Edition! It’s a quick look at the store’s interior. With haikus! And the jawsome T-Rex.  (9/14/04)

A Crayon Haiku #16!

In A Crayon Haiku #16, Skeletor gets reacquainted with some old friends from the 80s — or so he thinks. Once the truth is revealed, how will he react to these unfamiliar faces? There’s only one way to find out!  (9/3/04)

A RESIDENT EVIL 2 POEM!!!

In preparation for the upcoming release of Resident Evil: Apocalypse in theaters, Scary-Crayon’s got another tie-in feature — Crayon Poetry Corner: Resident Evil 2 Edition. Join us as Wes immortalizes the licker in verse.  (9/3/04)

Tonight I dine on TURTLE SPEW!!!

Shredder’s always craved turtle soup, and tonight he’ll finally get to eat… wait, that’s not soup! And there aren’t any turtles in it. But it is green. And delicious. And alcoholic! It’s Turtle Spew!!! Come get some.  (9/3/04)

CONSIDER THE GODS PETRIFIED.

Yes, Virginia, even the gods get scared sometimes. And lo! Scary-Crayon’s culinary research team has discovered one such source of divine terror in THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS. It’s bloody amazing.  (9/3/04)

Hey all! Wes here. I won’t be around to update the site next week, hence today’s massive update — in addition to A Crayon Haiku #16 and Crayon Poetry Corner: RE2 Edition (the latter of which, like A Crayon Haiku: RE2 Edition, is part of our Resident Evil: Apocalypse tie-in), we’ve got two new food pieces that you just have to try for yourselves — THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS and the culinary creation I have no doubt will become a snacktime favorite of TMNT fans over 21 everywhere, Turtle Spew. So y’all enjoy, and I’ll see you in a week or so.  🙂

A RESIDENT EVIL 2 HAIKU!!!

Lots of them, even. The second Resident Evil film doesn’t hit theaters until next weekend, but in the meantime you can check out Scary-Crayon’s tribute to the second game in A Crayon Haiku: Resident Evil 2 Edition!  (9/1/04)