THE GREAT UNVEILING!!!

On January 25, 2004, Scary-Crayon first opened its HTML doors to the public. Now, three years later, we return to those early days… and to the action figure representations of one of the articles that started it all. Join us.  (1/25/07)

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!!

In the final minutes of Christmas 2006, here’s a review of the Transformatrix Optimus Prime knockoff! This $1 figure may not be up to par with Hasbro’s latest releases, but he’s hard to beat at such a low price.  (12/25/06)

THE LEONARDO FLIP OFF!!!

Leonardo’s just flipping for joy on Scary-Crayon’s second anniversary! In this comparison piece, we take a look at the Ninja Action Leo figures from the old and new TMNT lines and assess their flipping abilities.  (1/25/06)

FANTASTIC FOUR Z CARDZ!

In this late movie tie-in, Scary-Crayon reviews Fantastic Four Z Cardz — the cardz that turn into 3-D models! And they kinda suck, but what do you expect for thirty cents? Also included: A bonus comic-style adventure!  (8/8/05)

BEST FRIEND COLTON!!!

Straight from the dollar store comes Best Friend Colton — the creepy poseable blue-eyed doll who shops at outlet stores and lusts after men from afar. Everyone should have a best friend like Colton!  (6/16/04)

WHERE’S APRIL????

Where’s April? Good frickin’ question! Read on to find out the answer in this first Scary-Crayon essay offering. And then join Leonardo as he embarks on a quest to recover April O’Neil for the glory of SC.  (3/9/04)