THE TMNT ANIME: EPISODE 2!!!

At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews the second episode of “Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen” in full — with nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. Yep. Might be overkill, but you can’t say we skimped on it.  (3/30/04)

A Crayon Haiku #8!

A Crayon Haiku #8 touches on the decline of wrestling. Does anyone remember back when WWE was WWF and was actually kind of fun to watch? I do. Will it ever be that way again? I doubt it.  (3/28/04)

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #3!!!

In Dusty Plastic HELL #3, Donatello takes it upon himself to discover the reasons behind the deformities of some of his fellow toys. Their answers, however, aren’t quite what he expected to hear…  (3/26/04)

A Crayon Haiku #13!

Yup! Hope you’re hungry, ’cause it’s time for A Crayon Haiku #13. Yes, how very perceptive of you — this one’s out of order. Oh, don’t look so shocked. You’re browsing a site called Scary-Crayon, remember?  (3/22/04)

Crayon Poetry Corner #1!

Here, Scary-Crayon expands its poetic scope with the introduction of a new featurette: Crayon Poetry Corner. Taking the stage, Wes submits “macabre asylum eight” for your enjoyment. With a crayon illustration.  (3/22/04)

THE MADBALLS DO HISTORY!!!

The Madballs finally come home to Scary-Crayon in this review of The Madballs History of the World. Sure, there’s no way you can handle it, but have a look anyway. Puritans have more fun, you know.  (3/19/04)

A Crayon Haiku #7!

It most certainly is! Come along, come along, dear reader, and be merry, for A Crayon Haiku #7 is upon us! We’re a little late for St. Patrick’s Day, but Beetlejuice is still wearing his green pants…  (3/16/04)

A RANDOM LUNCH #1!!!

Randomness returns to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #1. This time, cooking with ingredients that don’t belong together results in the production of familiar things (!) …that also don’t belong together.  (3/16/04)

WIZARD OF OZ GAME REVIEW!!!

Well, it had to happen sometime. In this very first video game review, Scary-Crayon ventures into the wonderful world of Oz as seen on the Super Nintendo. Only Oz isn’t half as wonderful as it used to be…  (3/12/04)

WHERE’S APRIL????

Where’s April? Good frickin’ question! Read on to find out the answer in this first Scary-Crayon essay offering. And then join Leonardo as he embarks on a quest to recover April O’Neil for the glory of SC.  (3/9/04)

A MCDONDALD’S CUP REVIEW!!!

This time, Scary-Crayon reviews a McDonald’s cup. Not a Happy Meal, not the toy that comes with the Happy Meal, not a food item, not the beverage in the cup — the cup itself. Just the bloody cup. Bloody hell.  (3/5/04)

A Crayon Haiku #6!

Finally having come down from the incredible high that is THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles, Napoleon’s back to his old tricks in A Crayon Haiku #6! What do they entail? Read and find out!  (3/1/04)

AND IT’S TORTURE TIME AGAIN.

Yep, Scary-Crayon once again delves into the horrors of “O, the Oprah Magazine”. Well, not exactly “into” — this time we’ve only reviewed the cover of the December 2003 issue. Just the cover. Still horrible.  (3/1/04)