Well, how’s that for a coincidence — on the 31st day of May comes the 31st Crayon Haiku! Have you ever been out for a walk and felt like you were being… watched? Well, that may have been the case! Pups are vigilant. (5/31/05)
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May 31, 2005
May 27, 2005
Or not! ‘Cause this piece is definitely not a poem. Even though it’s Crayon Poetry Corner #11. See the title? “This is not a poem.” Who are we to argue? Btw, we’d lose that argument. It’s not a poem! Set it to music. (5/27/05)
May 25, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!
Coming up with amusing content isn’t always easy (as you can probably tell from all of the unfunny stuff on the site!), but somehow Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41 emerged from the dearth of my creativity. Enjoy. (5/25/05)
May 23, 2005
The Muppets are making a comeback — and with Disney running the show, it won’t be long until Kermit and friends are back on the top! Unless they keep turning out shit like The Muppets’ Wonderful Wizard of Oz, that is. (5/23/05)
May 18, 2005
Have you ever wondered exactly why dogs go crazy for dog treats? Scary-Crayon has! To that end, then, Wes ventures to partake of Pup Corn, the low fat, low calorie peanut butter-flavored dog treat. And the verdict is… (5/18/05)
I don’t know what to think about advertising anymore. First McDonald’s asked customers to do obscene things with burgers, and now Wendy’s… ugh, I can’t say any more. Find out in A Crayon Haiku #30. Bloody hell. (5/18/05)
May 16, 2005
When Athena’s boyfriend died, she resigned herself to a melancholy life of mourning — and then, one stormy night, an angel crash landed on her balcony! Learn to love again in the Scary-Crayon review of Lavender. (5/16/05)
May 13, 2005
And much to the horror of superstitious folks everywhere, Scary-Crayon’s got a special FRIDAY the 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash! to celebrate this most ominous of hell-idays! Mr. Jones, the floor is yours. (5/13/05)
May 12, 2005
Not long ago, I saw a pretty woman jogging through my neighborhood. Her appearance raised a few questions, so I decided to write about it in Crayon Poetry Corner #10! Is the ending some kind of metaphor? (5/12/05)
May 10, 2005
With the sun shining and green things growing, it sure feels like spring to me! But apparently not everyone’s aware of the recent change in seasons, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #29. Or maybe he’s protesting? (5/10/05)
May 8, 2005
This Mother’s Day, Scary-Crayon asks, “What does a child get for a mother who realizes that her life would have been better if the child had never been born?” Find out in “Happy Mother’s Day”, our latest short story. (5/8/05)
May 6, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40!
Since May 7 is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, Scary-Crayon’s featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40! But while comic characters don’t really shop in the store, idiots like this are fairly common. (5/6/05)
May 4, 2005
Pretzels, Squash, & Seafood Unite!
Hope you’re hungry, folks, ’cause it’s time for another strange and original Scary-Crayon recipe — the Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley! What’s in this dish, you ask? The name says it all! Well, almost… (5/4/05)
May 2, 2005
Everyone’s favorite red-haired warrioress is back in a new comic series from Dynamite Entertainment! Here’s the Scary-Crayon review of Red Sonja #0, the special 25 cent introductory issue. Be still my beating heart. (5/2/05)
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