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More ~~fun~~ misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book — Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35! (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

It’s back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too. (3/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

It’s time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one! (3/23/05)

A Crayon Haiku #27!

In A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair… (3/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin’ with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text… call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes. (3/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It’s actually kinda cute if you think about it. (3/19/05)

ST. PATRICK’S DAY PIZZA!!!

Yep, today we’re gonna tempt your tastebuds with a unique and extra special St. Patrick’s Day-inspired dish — Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza! It may not be pretty, but at least it’s green, green, green! (3/17/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

No, it’s not the second part of Krang’s search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul. (3/17/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series — The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind. (3/15/05)

A Crayon Haiku #26!

Both gross and depressing, A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes’s most recent trip to NYC. Strange photos. Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk. (3/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

Wes’s adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What? (3/14/05)

A Crayon Haiku #25!

That’s right — it’s time once again for everyone’s favorite three-lined five seven five format! In A Crayon Haiku #25, we take a look at overpriced game rentals. No wonder they can afford to do away with late fees! (3/11/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love — the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know. (3/11/05)

PS2 GAME REVIEW: CONSTANTINE

It’s been a while since we looked at a video game, and we’ve never reviewed a PS2 game before, so here goes — a Scary-Crayon review of Constantine for PS2! Alas, the game’s kinda lame. What a bloody surprise. (3/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

So, who’s up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes — it’s time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk. (3/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store’s self-help section — Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They’re full of crap. (3/7/05)

A Crayon Haiku #24!

Again with the Japanese text! In A Crayon Haiku #24, we take a closer look at the strange and possibly obscene sticker affixed to the plasic bubble of a recent action figure acquisition. Kono goro hayari no onna no ko… (3/4/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!

Beware — Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don’t be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24! (3/4/05)