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In the long-awaited 14th edition of Crayon Poetry Corner, we sadly reflect upon an encounter with a flattened horny toad during a late night walk. Weep, dear readers, for it died so young... and with so much undone. (5/10/07)
It's been a while since we've had an installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, eh? From the less ostensibly cheerful side of SC, here's a new piece from Wes entitled "tonight I feel like dying". Four stanzas of misery. (8/17/06)
And now, it's time for a special Thanksgiving edition of Crayon Poetry Corner! Today's poem is appropriately titled "A Thanksgiving Poem". There's also a mp3 download of the poem being read aloud! YAY! (11/24/05)
Unless you're under 21 or a teetotaler, you probably know what happens when you drink a long island iced tea. Do you know what happens after quickly gulping down four of 'em? Find out in Crayon Poetry Corner #12! (6/13/05)
Or not! 'Cause this piece is definitely not a poem. Even though it's Crayon Poetry Corner #11. See the title? "This is not a poem." Who are we to argue? Btw, we'd lose that argument. It's not a poem! Set it to music. (5/27/05)
Not long ago, I saw a pretty woman jogging through my neighborhood. Her appearance raised a few questions, so I decided to write about it in Crayon Poetry Corner #10! Is the ending some kind of metaphor? (5/12/05)
Have you ever seen a beautiful stranger whose picture you wanted to take, the way you'd photograph a landscape or a monument? In "the desolate photographer's plea", we see how one might request such a shoot. (3/1/05)
Dog lovers rejoice! Scary-Crayon plays the kawaii card, bringing the loveable Bacardi into the crayon madness in "Bacardi in Wonderland", a rhyme about the little dog's visit to Wes's cluttered room. He'll be back! (1/12/05)
Observant as he is, Wes sees many depressing things in his travels -- for instance, dirty bastards who spit on the sidewalk for no fucking reason. Instead of killing them, he wrote this poem. "Filthy Camels" is the title. (10/8/04)
In preparation for the upcoming release of Resident Evil: Apocalypse in theaters, Scary-Crayon's got another tie-in feature -- Crayon Poetry Corner: Resident Evil 2 Edition. Join us as Wes immortalizes the licker in verse. (9/3/04)
GIMME A BEAT! For Crayon Poetry Corner #6, Wes dips into beatnik territory with a new piece entitled "A Vicious Yellow Cycle". So dim the lights, grab a cup o' joe, and let us entertain you hip cats for a spell. (7/27/04)
In Crayon Poetry Corner #5, newcomer Jax pays tribute to the warrior saint Joan of Arc in a poem appropriately entitled "Joan of Arc". By the way, Scary-Crayon thinks Leelee Sobieski is hot. (6/27/04)
These poems tend to be kinda dark, huh? In the fourth installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Scary-Crayon keeps the trend alive with a number by Wes entitled "Vampire Salmon". Vampire salmon??? Whatever... (6/12/04)
With the release of Troy in theaters, Scary-Crayon brings you a, uh, loose translation and summary of the events that spell DOOM for Troy in Virgil's Aeneid. Includes pics of He-Man and others for decoration! (5/13/04)
Scary-Crayon's dark days continue with the third edition of Crayon Poetry Corner. In this villanelle (!!!) entitled "Grass Cutting in the Dark", Wes explores the frustration of being made to cut grass...in the dark. (5/3/04)
In the second installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Wes takes the stage to deliver a silly little number entitled "goth girl". Any guesses as to what the poem is about? There are a couple of nifty illustrations, too. (4/3/04)
Here, Scary-Crayon expands its poetic scope with the introduction of a new featurette: Crayon Poetry Corner. Taking the stage, Wes submits "macabre asylum eight" for your enjoyment. With a crayon illustration. (3/22/04)
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