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Although the new TMNT toon has been pretty faithful to the Mirage comics, there have been some exceptions. See A Crayon Haiku #48, for example, in which we compare the Renet of the comics to the animated version… (3/18/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #47, we take a look at one of the nastier girls on “Justice League Unlimited”. The show’s depiction of women is arguably pretty questionable to begin with, but Tala takes her sex appeal way too far. Yuck. (3/3/06)
It’s amazing what people will do in the name of fashion. Despite their better judgment, if a “qualified” person says something looks good, folks will go along with it no matter what. Case in point: A Crayon Haiku #46. (2/16/06)
And we kick February off right with the 45th installment of A Crayon Haiku! Y’think you’ve got spam? Scary-Crayon’s got spam. A lot of spam. It’s unreal. We’ve apparently got quite a few unread messages, too. Go fig. (2/1/06)
We couldn’t have an anniversary without featuring one of the original Scary-Crayon featurettes, could we? A Crayon Haiku #44 once again features an odd combination dish cobbled together in the late hours of the night. (1/25/06)
It’s just like old times in A Crayon Haiku #43, as we check out another Scary-Crayon dessert undertaking that didn’t exactly work out as I’d planned. I imagine that it tasted like kissing a smoker wearing chocolate lip gloss. (1/11/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #42, Bacardi the yorkie-poodle returns to Scary-Crayon! What’s the little fellow up to these days, you ask? Read on to find out! It’s too cute for words, but we try with the 5-7-5 syllable combo anyway. (1/5/06)
And the haiku resurrection continues into the new year with A Crayon Haiku #41 the winter holidays may be over, but the winter season is still going on — and, as such, this haiku is still entirely relevant. Yabba dabba doo! (1/2/06)
Go on, do what the image says and click the image for A Crayon Haiku #40! At least you kinda know what you’re getting into at Scary-Crayon, but when random popup ads start beckoning you… maybe it’s time to run. (12/30/05)
In A Crayon Haiku #39, we see that sometimes words are long. Not “long” like the long of a pink jelly dong, but long in ways that are arguably wrong. Perhaps this should be a song! The next line would involve a thong. (12/19/05)
Yes, it’s time for A Crayon Haiku #38! And no, the preview picture to the left was not created using a random noise filter. What could it be? Brine water? The interior of a grimy fishtank? The answer will amaze you. (12/16/05)
ANOTHER haiku? Wow, this is starting to feel like the good old days. Anyway, A Crayon Haiku #37 addresses a weird one-shot food item that’s not quite involved enough to warrant the Random Lunch treatment. (12/12/05)
Scary-Crayon revisits the terrifying world of online surveys in A Crayon Haiku #36! Everybody loves earning points, right? Of course they do, and online surveyers know it. But I don’t know if people like points this much… (12/10/05)
Everybody is kung-fu fighting in A Crayon Haiku #35! Terry Tsurugi stands victorious over his rival, but his adventures are far from finished! Indeed, the legendary street fighter shall return… perhaps sooner than we think. (12/7/05)
These are always fun, aren’t they? It’s time for yet another installment of that acclaimed diversion that’s been with us since the beginning, A Crayon Haiku! In #34, we check out some new faces that look oddly familiar. (11/3/05)
It’s been a while, but the wait is over — Scary-Crayon’s longest running featurette returns from summer vacation with A Crayon Haiku #33! Here, we meet “Geneshaft”‘s Mir Lotus: “The person with perfect DNA.” (9/5/05)
And it’s time for another digression into the land of things strange and gross with A Crayon Haiku #32! Seriously, if you can’t stand the sight of RED RED BLOOD, this one’s not for you. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! (6/23/05)
Well, how’s that for a coincidence — on the 31st day of May comes the 31st Crayon Haiku! Have you ever been out for a walk and felt like you were being… watched? Well, that may have been the case! Pups are vigilant. (5/31/05)
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