Bits & Pieces

Those glasses are an eyewear version of a tree root.

BEYONCÉ'S NEW SONG IS AWFUL.

I don't even listen to the radio, but it has been my extreme misfortune to have overheard Beyoncé's awful new song, "Diva," multiple times during the past week. What makes it so bad? Oh ho ho... just keep reading.  (2/15/09)