"Hamato Yoshi"
(sung more/less to the tune of The Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby")
Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles
Hamato Yoshi
lived in the sewers of New York
with a bunch of pet rats
kept them like cats
Look at him reading
gazing at art in a book
that he found in a drain
here's the refrain
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're green
Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles
Oroku Saki
watched as four turtles fell on
Hamato Yoshi's head
wanted them dead
Piped in some green ooze
but instead of dying they changed
into their present form
not of the norm
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're green
Aaaaaaa look at all the Ninja Turtles
Aaaaaaa how we love those Ninja Turtles
Hamato Yoshi
mutated into the form
of a humanoid rat
how about that
And the four turtles
became the green fighting teens
we know and love today
hip-hip hooray
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
those fearsome fighting teens
Oh, the Ninja Turtles
they're heroes and they're... green
(In case you missed the link in the title, I actually sang the bloody song. Enjoy...)
