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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!
Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it’s the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy. (1/9/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #42, Bacardi the yorkie-poodle returns to Scary-Crayon! What’s the little fellow up to these days, you ask? Read on to find out! It’s too cute for words, but we try with the 5-7-5 syllable combo anyway. (1/5/06)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!
And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can’t take a joke! (1/5/06)
The culinary insanity in 2006 kicks off with a piece called Strawberry Shortcake…?, which is a slightly misleading title. Similarities aside, this dish is totally not strawberry shortcake. There’s no question about it. (1/2/06)
And the haiku resurrection continues into the new year with A Crayon Haiku #41 the winter holidays may be over, but the winter season is still going on — and, as such, this haiku is still entirely relevant. Yabba dabba doo! (1/2/06)
Go on, do what the image says and click the image for A Crayon Haiku #40! At least you kinda know what you’re getting into at Scary-Crayon, but when random popup ads start beckoning you… maybe it’s time to run. (12/30/05)
Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE.
Hope y’all had a happy holiday, everyone! But now that you’ve drunk your eggnog and eaten your fill of festive cheer, it’s time for a big fat slice of truth. And here it is, kiddies: Santa Claus is HO HO HORRIBLE. (12/30/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!
So despite apparently being a bloated beast of a film, King Kong still tops the box office charts — making Kong himself bolder than ever. Watch his rampage continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69! (12/30/05)
In A Crayon Haiku #39, we see that sometimes words are long. Not “long” like the long of a pink jelly dong, but long in ways that are arguably wrong. Perhaps this should be a song! The next line would involve a thong. (12/19/05)
Last time, we examined scary 39¢ Halloween cards. Now, we apply our analytical skill to The Five SCARIEST 39¢ Christmas Cards! If you don’t think that Christmas cards can be scary, you haven’t read this article yet. (12/19/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68!
KING KONG! Following the release of Jackson’s epic Kong remake comes Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68, which features the big guy and his main squeeze, Ann Darrow. Did I just make a funny? I think so! (12/19/05)
Yes, it’s time for A Crayon Haiku #38! And no, the preview picture to the left was not created using a random noise filter. What could it be? Brine water? The interior of a grimy fishtank? The answer will amaze you. (12/16/05)
The Donatello X-mas Tradition!
So, this is Christmas… we hope you have fun! Or at least that’s the idea behind The Donatello Christmas Tradition, our festive attempt to brighten kids’ days by introducing them to the green dude who does machines. (12/16/05)
ANOTHER haiku? Wow, this is starting to feel like the good old days. Anyway, A Crayon Haiku #37 addresses a weird one-shot food item that’s not quite involved enough to warrant the Random Lunch treatment. (12/12/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67, Oroku Saki makes his triumphant return — and this time, he’s sporting some cool new accessories! Where’d he get them? Leonardo sure wants to know! You know you do too. (12/12/05)
Scary-Crayon revisits the terrifying world of online surveys in A Crayon Haiku #36! Everybody loves earning points, right? Of course they do, and online surveyers know it. But I don’t know if people like points this much… (12/10/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66!
And now it’s time for more spam-based zaniness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66! Here, we see that not every spam message provoke strange mental images — some just inspire snide commentary! (12/8/05)
Everybody is kung-fu fighting in A Crayon Haiku #35! Terry Tsurugi stands victorious over his rival, but his adventures are far from finished! Indeed, the legendary street fighter shall return… perhaps sooner than we think. (12/7/05)
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